What if?! KNB X READER [complete]

Kids, am I Right?

"Look!"

"..."

"LOOK!"

"WHAT?" Midorima yelled tearing off his sun glasses to look over at his son.

A cold feeling hit his face and a laugh was heard from his son. The mud fell onto his pants looking like poop.

"Thank you mom for the aiming and throwing lessons! Bombs away!"

More chunks of mud hit the helpless green head.

Kuroko

"Oh no." Kuroko looked at the empty mug of coffee then at his son who was twitching in his chair. "Have mercy."

"BLAHHHHHH!" 

With that the little boy jumped from his chair and grabbed a marker. Then started his 'master piece' on the white walls.

"(f/n)'s going to kill me..."

Aomine

"What did you do this time?" Aomine asked as his son walked in with cuts and bruises on his face and arms.

"Just got into a little fight no biggy, is mom home?" (S/n) asked trying to change the subject.

Aomine didn't look up from the computer. "Did you win?"

"...No, the guy socked me in the gut then his friends joined in, it was supposed to be a fair fight."

The room grew quiet...

A minute later...

"YOU SHOULDN'T MESS WITH THE AOMINES SON!" Aomine yelled as he towered over the boys that messed with your son.

"HELL YEAH!" Aomine fist bumped his son.

Murasakibara

Sushi opened the pantry. 

"Food?" Empty.

The titan opened the fridge.

"Food?" Empty.

Mura-kun opened his door to his room.

"FOOD." Empty.

Murasakibara opened his daughter's room.

"FOOD!" It was full of food and in the middle of the mess was his daughter stuffing her face.

"Oh hu!" She greeted.

OOC or random scenes...

Akashi

you: //walks into the house seeing your son and husband running after a cat with water balloons//

son: //stops as he sees you//

aka: //hits son because he stopped and they tumble over, then he sees you//

you: //shadow cast over your face as you see the mess they made//

you: WHY...

aka and son: //flinch//

you: WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO JOIN IN?!

Kise

daughter: //shows kise his bathroom//

kise: //cries and is blinded by the light from the bedazzling//

kise: the horror...

Midorima

you: //comes back from spa//

you: //sees as lump of mud on the deck//

you: wtf

mid: //muffled//

mid: help!

you: oh sprite it talked it freaking talked SON GET ME A HAMMER AND FLAMETHROWER!

Kuroko

you: //comes home and sees kuro tied up on the ground with marker all over him//

//the house is all colored//

kuro: save... //cough// your..self...

you: noooooo

son: blah!

son: //starts coloring//

you: kuro... my love... why!

Aomine

you: //sees aomine and son being mean to little kids//

ao: hahahahahahha ow!

son: ow!

you: //grabs them by the ear away from the preschoolers//

Murasakibara

you: //comes home to see your daughter in a glass container and mura eating all the food//

mura: hi

you: uh

daughter: //puts face to glass wall and mouths F-O-O-D//

mura: //a curtain is location above his daughter and he closes it so he won't see her face//

you: ...I think I'll go to bed