Only Time can Tell

A/N: Ignore the way it’s written…all middle, my Words going all crazy…I like it better this way anyway

Lila’s POV

“So…bored…want to go boy stalking?” I asked Sasha as she stared off into space.

“Nah…” She declined.

“Right, come along.” I said dragging her to the busiest hallway on Monday’s. She reluctantly sat down.

“Come on, it’s RAW. There’s like 10 times the hot-o-meter that passes by in 10 minutes and with Smackdown it’s like 10 years.” I whispered as Santino walked by. “That didn’t count.” I sad as Sasha giggled

~9 Minutes later~

“So cam I go yet?” Sasha asked impatiently

“Look! It’s dumb and dumber!” I heard looking up to see the dork of all dorks. The Miz.

“Look! It’s a douche!” I said.

“Look! It’s another cat fight!” I heard Barrett say.

“Look! Its Britty pants!” I said.

“What the hell?!” Sasha asked. We all just looked at each other and laughed with Sasha looking confused.

“Oh. That’s just a normal night.” I smile as everyone goes their separate ways.

“What the hell do you do on RAW?!” She asked.

“If I told you I’d have to kill you.” I said with a serious face even if I was laughing on the inside. Her eyes widened.

“Um…yeah, okay.” She said almost falling off the box while sliding away from me.

“Hey Lila, Sasha.” Cena said walking by.

“I can see your boxers!” I yelled at him.

“Good!” He yelled back.

“Hooker!” I yelled at him laughing. He smiled back and continued walking.

“RAW is so weird!”Sasha laughed.

“Oh you have no idea!” I snickered.

“Smackdown. We have two giants and five divas and Rey Mysterio.” She said kicking her legs.

“In which you are in love with.” I said nugding her.

“I am not.” She lied.

“Course you ain’t, that’s like sayin’…John’s not a hooker, or RAW isn’t weird.” I said as she rolled her eyes.

“I don’t! Swear.” She said crossing her heart. I rolled my eyes this time.

“Whatever, believe what you want.” I said raising my hands up in defeat.

“Thanks.” She said a little relieved.

“Ha! Knew it!” I said to myself.

“Knew what?”  She asked. I glanced at the clock on the wall across the hall giving myself a few seconds to think.

“Um…that RAW was a little too weird for you.” I shrugged.

“Well…it's not exactly…”

“A walk in the park? You got Jesus and his N group, the Rock and pie…and the Miz and his ‘awesomeness’.” I said quoting the awesomeness as I said it. “Kind of a RAW thing.” I shrug.

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A/N: Yay? Nay? Better be yay or…yeah…I’ll be upset and resort to chocolate D: And I don’t need that. Ever.

~xStraightEdgeLifex