Only Time can Tell

“So Rey advice. What do you want?” I asked keeping my eyes on the door.

“Well…I kind of want…well not really want…” Sasha stuttered. I sighed.

“Spit it out already!” I snapped.

“I kind of want Rey to like me…” She said looking down.

“You do realize you are asking Miss Lila right? The girl who has the best relationships ever right. Okay, you drunk.” I laughed. “But he likes you.”

“How could you possible tell?” She asked doubting me, but I only shrugged.

“I’m pretty awesome like that.” I smiled as she rolled her eyes at me.

“Don’t hurt him on RAW.” She said concerned. I rolled my eyes.

“No promises.” I muttered. Just then my best friend, *cough cough* Miss Slutty pants *cough cough* Kelly Kelly ran in with a smile.

“Come on you two. We’re going to play with the Ouija Board!” She said looking confused at the no door situation. Sasha stood up.

“Sounds fun, come on Lie.” She smiled standing by Kelly.

“Uh, no.” I said flatly.

“What. Why?!” They asked in unison. I rolled my eyes.

“For one, Ouija Boards are a stupid way to summon demons while with the bonus of getting possessed!” I snapped.

“Oh whatever, just hang out with your little NXT buddies then, while me and Sasha go hang with cool people.” Kelly said with a smug smile. My eyes narrowed at her as Sasha cut me off from the glare.

“Come on. Please?” Sasha tried to convince me. I shook my head as she sighed in defeat. “Okay, come on Kelly.” She waved goodbye to me and left. Maybe about five minutes or so Kaytlin and AJ walked into my room.

“What the hell happened to your door?” AJ asked confused with a small laugh of confusion. Kaytlin and I laughed.

“Wasn’t that like Nexus or Corre?” Kaytlin asked with a laugh. I shrugged.

“God, both of those groups love me.” I laughed. They both nodded.

“So you’re not doing the Ouija Board either?” AJ asked as she sat on my panda rug’s ear with Kaytlin on the other side.

“Yeah, demons and possessions aren’t in my plans for today, that’s for Friday’s when I watch Ghost Adventures.” I laughed sitting on the small couch in front of my bed which was behind the panda rug so I could see them both.

“Not on our ajendas either I suppose.” Kaytlin asked more to AJ, while she nodded.

“Now what?” AJ asked. Kaytlin looked taken back.

“Now what? Now what! This is Lila Julian Muff we are in the presence of! Partier of all most epic of epicness parties!” Kaytlin laughed. I smiled and rolled my eyes before I saw Chris walk by my door.

“It's true babe.” He said walking back and leaning on the door frame. Once you’re drunk, you aren’t the sweet sweet angel of RAW they put you as. As Miss Kaytlin said, you are the ‘Partier of all most epic of epicness parties’.” He snickered. I did a fake laugh.

You’re so funny! Go away.” I said, shooing him. He rolled his eyes and walked in.

“So is this a slumber party?” He asked lying on my bed with his chin in his hands.

“No its not. “ Kaytlin said. “It’s a girl’s only thing.” She continued. He smirked deviously.

“I could be the bouncer or something.”

“No bouncers, or Chris’.” AJ said pointing to the door. He rolled his eyes and stood up.

“What about a video taper?” He asked with that same smile as I pushed him to the door.

“No, go away you…”I couldn’t think of what to call him with my mind blank of nothingness. He laughed at it.

“Youuuu.” He ran on. I stuck my tongue out at him. “Fine fine, I can see I’m not wanted here.” He said, faking a heartbroken voice. “I’m going to go fuck with a Ouija Board.” He said starting to walk out.

“Don’t fuck with those things, god damn it!” I sighed as he waved me off, continuing on his merry way

“Your friends are idiots.” AJ noted. I only nodded and sat down.

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A/N: But really bro, there’s more intense shit coming along. As you will find out I’m the comedic relief…Jades…well she’s a little…o.o…yeah

~StraightEdgeLife

Happy Oujiaing. Just kidding. Really don’t mess with those things dumb ass.