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Vile Deez-nutes

A Screenplay by bbq

INT. KINGS CROSS STATION - AFTERNOON

Fugly stripper BOB JHON JIMMY is arguing with weeaboo dsny-prncs TOO- EMO- 4U. JHON tries to hug EMO- but she shakes her off.

JHON
Please emo-, don't leave me.

EMO-
I'm sorry Jhon, but I'm looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces her fears head on, instead of running away.

JHON
I am such a person!

EMO- frowns.

EMO-
I'm sorry, Jhon. I just don't feel excited by this relationship anymore.

EMO- leaves.

JHON sits down, looking defeated.

Moments later, emo stripper-2.0 SHHHHAHHEEE SLENDER KILLER barges in looking flustered.

JHON
Goodness, Slender! Is everything okay?

SLENDER
I'm afraid not.

JHON
What is it? Don't keep me in suspense...

SLENDER
It's ... a deez-nutes ... I saw an evil deez-nutes destroy a bunch of babies!

JHON
Defenseless babies?

SLENDER
Yes, defenseless babies!

JHON
Bloomin' heck, Slender! We've got to do something.

SLENDER
I agree, but I wouldn't know where to start.

JHON
You can start by telling me where this happened.

SLENDER
I was...

SLENDER fans herself and begins to wheeze.

JHON
Focus Slender, focus! Where did it happen?

SLENDER
a library! That's right - a library!

JHON springs up and begins to run.