What do you call a cat murder?
A catastrophe
~abnormal~
Table of contents-
Why are you still reading these? (Intro thing)
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Im canada trash #1
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Happy internet friend day!!
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@alex
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My new slogan
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trEND IT
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Alex is a spife
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Lol i win
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Help me spam dan pls
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What is sleep even?
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Sleep? LMAO FUCK THAT
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I might actually sleep now
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IM GONNA CRY THIS IS SO SWEET WHATS HAPPENING I CANT
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ALL THE CANADA!!!1!11!!!
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Awkward stories that im gonna regret telling
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New story
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uM WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
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Sometimes #5
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This makes me happy
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I'm really bad at big decisions, can i just run away from my problems forever?
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Robin wyd
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Im p happy considering the fact that i have to go to prison 5 days a week
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Maturity level: -69
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:)
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Emotional confessions thing
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MY LITERAL CAUSE OF DEATH IM HYPERVENTILATING HELP ME
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oh pHUCK
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Im bored
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Sometimes #6
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I update this book a shit tone
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Pros and cons of marrying me
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( ?° ?? ?°)
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Things that are p much keeping me alive rn
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Im more excited for my frens bday than she is
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I'm so happy
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Im about to rant all over the place about shit no one gives a fuck about
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OTP
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Jordan wyd
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Random shit i forgot about
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Wish me luck :)
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I'm sorry for being a bad fren :(
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245 notifications later...
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Life update :)
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Little things that make me happy
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@ Charlie
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its 2 am what am i doing
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shook
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sometimes #7
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random string of words
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DEAD
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tag
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hair (nd 2 selfies bc im a typical egocentric needy attention whore plz love me)
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whOOps
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H O L Y F U C K
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I've literally never had that much fun in my life
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and the award for fail of the year goes to...
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I HAVE NO HAIR
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just felt you should know
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just in case you thought i was doing smt productive
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ugggh
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lets just pretend this is an actual title
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what am I doing with my life?
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um wut?
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halloween has me so pumped
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how to know you're a mess
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update
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pArTy TiMe!!1!!1!!11!
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get your facts straight
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i-i-i-i
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i feel miserable :)
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fuuuuck
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halloween
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i look like a racoon
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what is wrong with me
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@jordan
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please frens
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I THINK I FIGURED OUT HOW TO FASHION?
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to all my 'murican friends
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lmao this is actually not a joke
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@america is this a joke
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IM FUCKING ANGRY AND I WILL STAY ANGRY FOR THE NEXT 4 YEARS
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my sister is such a dweeb i love her
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things that give me anxiety
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wh00ps
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im crying
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why am i like this
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@jett
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the misadventures of my poor head
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*screams out of frustration*
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possibly my favourite song
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whoops this is late
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new username
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:(
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ITS FUCKING CHRISTMAS BITCHES
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stranger squad
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somEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
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lol guys i fucked up
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please frens
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STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING
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THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH ILY
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im happy :)
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heyheyhey
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spon
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GUYS
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@jordan
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FUCKING HELL
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why can't i do this when it's actually useful
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what's your song?
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not actual indirects but wtv
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jordan
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charlie
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wELL F U C K
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i want to do this so bad :(
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IT FUCKING HAPPENED OMFG IT HAPPENED
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pinof screenshots (sorry im late)
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pinof screenshots part 2
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update
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christmas just got ten million times better
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nutcracker survival guide
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i lied :)
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nutcracker is over and so am I
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my love for cookies is too much
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:(
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me after 20 minutes of studying
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@ history
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does someone have any motivation i can borrow?
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convo with my dad
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please
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probably the dumbest thing ive ever said
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!!!
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MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS
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one more thing
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if anyone is awake please help
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please help part 2
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wtv
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i might make horrible decisions but at least i go through with them
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im sorry but wHAT THE FUCK
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the side effects of sleep deprivation // part 1
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the side effects of sleep deprivation // part 2
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the side effects of sleep deprivation // part 3
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the side effects of sleep deprivation // part 4
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the side effects of sleep deprivation // part 5
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the side effects of sleep deprivation // part 6
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the side effects of sleep deprivation // part 7
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the side effects of sleep deprivation // part 8
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the side effects of sleep deprivation // part 9
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the side effects of sleep deprivation // part 10
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whoops i kind of fell off the face of the earth for a bit sorry
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art book entry!
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im about to promise smt i probably wont commit to but wtv I'll try anyway
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snapchat user
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my cat is an ass hole
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imagine hating your kid this much
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the 2017 tag? (ohmygod im actually doing a tag its a miracle)
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i honestly just want to be nocturnal
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i made a pun and idk whether to be proud or ashamed
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this one is really cheesy
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i think I've told this one before but..
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what am i doing with my life
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i should stop
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that last one was so bad im cringing
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i lied, its not over
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im actually done now i swear
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here we go
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shit it was a screenshot
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ugh
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WE HAVE A NEW VISITOR!!!! :)))
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FFS AHHH
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lmao im not going to this hairdresser again
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also
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im so emotional
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logic
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sorry i disappeared
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im baaack
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HEYYYYY
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i hate my uterus, it hurts a lot
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also
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so about the craft video...
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?
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help im so obsessive and indecisive sAvE mE
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@spife
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ok i need the opinion of someone wHO CAN SEE COLOUR
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LOL HAHAH FML WHY DO I THIS TO MYSELF
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BITCH WTF
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im still shook
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ffs
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uM
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yes, this is about Dan Howell again
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FUCK I SWEAR I WAS GOING TO SLEEP BUT THEN DAN DID A THING AGAIN
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if you think this one won't be about dan, you're wrong
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oh my goodness this one is not about dan
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IS THIS REAL LIFE
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:)))
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what am i doing, why am i not sleeping
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dan and phil are moving out
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hshdgdhk
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also,
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crying about two grown men at 11pm :)
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(i have no)life update!
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