Dear Diary,
Omg! Today I found out My Chemical Romance did a cover of 21 Pilots's song Cancers!
WARNING: THIS BOOK MAY CAUSE EXTREME ANGER AND LOSS OF BRAIN CELLS
OHMYGOSH DIARY JOSEPH TYLER IS A FREAKING DIRTY CHEATER AND LIAR.
HE IS CHEATING ON HIS HUSBAND/BOYFRIEND, JOSH DONE.
NOW THE WHOLE 21 PILOTS GROUP IS TANGLED UP IN A COMPLICATED LOVE TRIANGLE.
HE WOVE LIES THAT ARE OH SO INTRICATE.
JOSH AND JOSEPH'S RELATIONSHIP WILL SOON SHATTER.
Let me refresh your memory, Diary.
Josh and Joseph have been together for a few years, I believe. Not sure if they are married or not but whatever. Here are some pictures of them:
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^^^Hmmm, Joseph looks different in this picture... I don't know what's wrong...
OH I KNOW
New haircut probably.
ANYWAY, here is Josh's sister, I don't know her name and I don't care either. She bugs me
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She wore a yellow dress and her brother, Jush, matched it by dying his hair an ugly mustard color. Not sure which is grosser...
Basically, Joseph Tyler has been cheating on Josh with this witch of a woman! I have seen pictures of them HOLDING HANDS and even KISSING.
WHY WOULD HE DO THAT!? AND WITH JOSH'S SISTER OF ALL PEOPLE, HOW CRUEL! PLUS, LIKE, SHE'S LITERALLY NOT EVEN PRETTY AT ALL
AT ALL
Look!
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^^They thought Josh wasn't there BUT HE IS and he's upset that his sister is hugging his boyfriend/husband.
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^^Here's a cute picture of Josh and Joseph (wait why is Joseph suddenly sounding incorrect?) kissing. Awww how cute!
NOT LOOK! JOSEPH HAS HIS ARM AROUND THAT... THAT MONSTER! AND JOSH CAN'T SEE BECAUSE HE IS INVESTED IN KISSING HIS BOYFRIEND/HUSBAND.
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^^Aww look! They just won their eighth Grammy! But wait, uh oh, Josh turns innocently turns away to talk to that man who looks just like Barack Obama. AND BAM! JOSEPH IS MAKING OUT WITH JOSH'S SISTER RIGHT. BEHIND. HIS BACK.
Suddenly, Josh is the third wheel when he is with his BOYFRIEND/HUSBAND and SISTER! WHY IS THAT OKAY, PEOPLE? WHY?
This is disgusting.
She is disgusting.
Joseph is disgusting.
Also, I started Phase One of my Revenge On Ciara Plan. I was over her house today and I loudly said when her mom was in the next room, "SO I HEARD YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY BE PANSEXUAL, NOT BI." She shushed me and made a slashing motion across her throat. Then she dragged me away and quietly said she has thought about it and already talked with ''Janelle'' her friend Tara about it. She said she doesn't care about labels, it's all up to whatever she's feeling.
Whatever.
There goes Phase One. I will now work on Phase Two.
