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A Giraffe and A Baby

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May 4, 2017
Dear Diary,

Janelle came into school today and tried to speak to me. Who does she think she is? I'm noticed after the sleepover last weekend she's really been trying to be my friend and I want NOTHING to do with it. She said to me, "Hey it's good ole' giraffe's birthday today huh?"

I walked away.

Who's birthday? A giraffe? Why do I care about a giraffe? She's lost her mind.

Also, apparently it's Dallin Weeks birthday too!!

Just kidding, I don't care, he's not hot.

Also, yesterday, Ciara texted me saying Mickey Way had a baby. I think she meant Michael Way from Chemical Romance. It's not even that cute of a baby.

 It's not even that cute of a baby

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He's not even smiling. And why is his middle name Louise?


Ohhh maybe Louis with an extra e??

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