Diary Of A Fake Fan

June 15, 2017
Dear Diary,

Semi-helpful news, Diary! I figured out more about Ciara's addiction. If you remember, not too long ago, I heard Ciara whisper to Janelle that she "sucks dick for cocaine." I love Ciara and as her best friend, this made me so sad. I really don't want to have to watch her suffer because I know cocaine will only lead to worse drugs and as for the "sucking dick for cocaine", my heart hurts to hear she does that stuff at only 14 years old. Ciara is so innocent and I'm tearing up right now thinking of how I could lose her.

At lunch today, I sat with her and her extremely-over-the-top emo friends. She kept talking about this certain video and sent a few of them links to it. After she sent it she said, "Ah, I love emo crack."

EMO CRACK! THAT'S IT! CIARA IS ADDICTED TO EMO CRACK. AND CRACK MEANS COCAINE. SOMETIMES.

Whatever drug it is, it's very emo. Maybe emo crack makes you like emo stuff. And using it makes you want to dress emo, listen to emo music, like emo guys, sound emo, talk emo, eat emo, walk emo, cry emo, laugh emo and be just plain emo!

Then again, I am very emo and I don't use emo crack...

I decided to ask "Janelle". I said to her, "Hey uh, Janelle, I know this is weird I'm talking to you but I'm actually really worried about Ciara. I think she might be doing 'emo crack.' I don't know what it is though. I thought maybe you could help me."

Janelle chose to respond to my concern with sarcasm because she's awful. She laughed (rude) and pulled out her phone (rude) and said, "This, my friend, is emo crack. And don't worry about Ciara, she's totally fine but I get why you took that literally." (Rude, I'm not her friend) She then handed me her earbuds and played a part of a video with a bunch of band members! What the heck!! She literally ignored what I said and pulled up a random-ass video! Who does she think she is??

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Hey everyone <3
Could ya'll help a dear fellow emo out real quick? I have big plans for a new book coming up :D (no, I'm not ending this one, unfortunately Jessica lives on) It should be out late June or early July 2017. I need lots of inside band jokes so if you all could comment a classic band joke from any band such as Cheez Whiz, Thanks Pete, Ray Toro dipping his hand in cupcakes, all those kids jokes, that would be great! Any jokes work, be creative.

I mainly need P!ATD, FOB, and MCR but others are needed too.

UPDATE: By jokes I mean funny things the band members did or said

Thanks!!!!! <3<3<3