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The Three Minute Date!

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Val and Sharna became masters at speed dating during season 23.

Not speed dating like you're thinking.

Because during the hectic season, dates or nights in together aren't really in the cards, so they mastered an art.

The art of the three minute date.

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"The three minute date?" Derek asked one day during a lunchbreak.

"Yes, the three minute date!" Sharna exclaimed.

"Well, how do you have a date in three minutes?"

"Simple." Val began. "It's all about the entrances and exits."

"What?"

"Let me walk you through a three minute date..."

"Step by step."

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"Step One: get a girl. You got one? Good. Step Two: Both parties establish a busy schedule. You got one of those? Good. Step Three: Get a ten minute lunchbreak. Got one? Good. Step Four: cut a deal with your friend, Max, who works at Tavolo Per Due, to set up a table a foot away from the door of your building. Done? Good. Step Five: eat the food Max has prepared. Step Six: Drink a shot of wine Max offers. Step Seven: Pay Max, and go back to your place of work like nothing happened."

"And this really works?" Derek asked.

"100%"

"HAYLEY!" Derek called. "WANNA GO ON A THREE MINUTE DATE?!"

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// I'm sorry for how bad this prompt is. I liked the idea of it, but I don't think I executed it well. Constructive criticism is always welcome in the comments! Xoxo! //

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