Deadpool 2 X Reader

A/H: Anti-hero name
Also, remember; Y/N has power to disrupt electronic devices and inanimate objects.  As in not move small object across the room but rather, manipulate them where they are.  Hope that makes sense.

Your P.O.V

You cocked your gun, feeling the cold trigger on your finger.  'Won't be cold for long.' You thought, a grin emerging from your lips. Your eyes darted from your weapon to the victim in question; a local mafia leader, well known for his work in prostitution and illegal drug distribution.   As bad as it sounded, you liked when you met the pimps/drug lords of the city.  Usually because meeting them entailed their eminent demise.  Most commonly, in the form of a bullet to the head.  Sometimes you would try to kill in a little more creative fashion like poison blow darts but it just never felt the same.

The familiar twist of adrenaline and excitement surged as your finger tightened over the small trigger of your gun.  Now came the fun part.  "Bye bye Mafia Man."  You mumbled slyly.  As you spoke out loud, the mafia leader's head perked up in surprise.  But before the mafia leader could turn around, your gun went off, bullet landing in the back of his head. You jumped down from your perch; a small wire handing from the ceiling, and approached your victim. Lifting up his head you cringed.  "Opps.  Sorry dude I was aiming in-between the eyes."  You stared at the bullet exit hole in the man's right eye for another second before you heard loud shouting from outside the door.

"Oh ship me to hell and call me a pastry fork!"  Cursing, you quickly grabbed a Polaroid camera from your backpack and snapped a photo of your victim.  "Sorry Mafia Man. This is for proof not pleasure."  Your picky mystery client was adamant you bring proof of the Mafia Man's execution.  You didn't ask why but you could only assume it was probably so he could just stare at it every night.  Under normal circumstances the man could have just learned of the dead over the news so you could only assume the picture was for... OTHER purposes. You frantically waved the printed picture out, letting it develop.  But the door was opening and you didn't have a lot of time. 

Grabbing a nearby chair in the corner of the room, you swung the furniture with all your might into the glass window behind Mafia Man.  The glass shattered as the chair passed through the pane into the cool night air before smashing into pieces onto the pavement below.  You grimaced.  Shoot.  You had hoped there would be an easy roof to jump to and make a quick escapes.  No such luck.  Ducking under the desk, you continued to wave the photo, checking to see it's development.

The door open all the way and you heard the sound of two heavy sets of feet run around the desk, stopping for a moment to glance at their now deceased leader then at the open window.   The first man turned to the second and began to speak in a language foreign to you.  Seeing your chance, you checked the photo one last time before tucking it into the pocket of your pants.  Then, using both hands, you began to push the chair that had been hiding you, out of the way.  Your nose immediately contorted as a faint wave of feces passed through your nostrils.  "Oh EWW!  The dude defecated himself!  I thought that was only a myth!"  You said, no longer caring for stealth.  The two men turned in surprise, both yelling at you in a foreign tongue and cocking their machine guns in your direction.

You placed your hands up.  "Hey!  Hey.  Relax."  The first man glared at you.  "On the ground b*tch!"  You smiled.  "That is no way to treat a lady dear sir,"   You slowly lowered your knees into a crouch.  "And I suggest you apologize."  Using the second in which the men were thinking over your most recent statement, you closed your eyes and focused.  It had only been 10 months since you had received your mutation but a task as simply of this wasn't going to be a problem.  Concentrating, you focused on the guns in the men's hands.  You knew the make and model of their guns well.  Well enough so to know that by manipulating a small pin near the trigger, you would render the weapons useless.

"Wipe that smile off your face!"  The first man said, face turning red in annoyance.  You grinned at the sight.  "Oh no!"  You said mockingly.  "My only weakness; angry demands!  Oh gosh boys, now that you've asked that of me, I can never smile again!"  Both men were clearly angry at this point.  "That's it!"  The second one growled.  He placed the barrel of his gun against your head.  "Now she dies!"  You heard the click of the trigger once, followed by a slight pause then multiple clicks.  "What the-"

Before the second man could step away, you grabbed hold of him and kneed the poor fellow hard in the groin.  He howled in pain and fell over, curling himself into the the fetal position.  It was fair to say that at that point he would not be returning to fight anytime soon.  The first man however, still had plenty of fight left in him.  Screaming, he pulled the trigger on his gun.  It too didn't work either.  "Gun trouble?"  You asked him.  His mouth opened as if to retort but the guard only stood in shock.  Sighing, you quickly finished him off with a roundhouse kick to the skull.

Hearing a groan from behind you, you noticed the second man slowly rising off the ground.  "Oh no you don't!"  You said, also giving him a kick.  He soon fell back onto the floor, a small line of drool escaping his lips.  You turned to the entrance, the two large wooden doors to the office and took a step forward before stopping abruptly.  Glancing back, you thought for a moment before coming up with the greatest plans you had ever made in your life. 

Dragging the guards' bodies into the chair with the Mafia Man (it was a big chair), you grabbed a blank sheet of paper and, using the colored pens on the desk, drew a photo of the Mafia Man with Xs for eyes and the words 'A/H Services; Deadly and to Die for'.  Then, propping the paper up on the Mafia Man's lap, you manipulated the two guard's hands so they were pointing to the note.  Grabbing your Polaroid once more, you snapped another photo of the scene.  "Oh-hohoho!  Oh this one I'm keeping!"  You said cheerfully, staring at your masterpiece.

Yet your time to admire the arts was cut short as you began to hear yelling coming towards your direction.  Now was the time for the art of escape.  Using your mutation once more, you concentrated on a small, Y/N sized space on the carpet.  Narrowing your eyes and grimacing, you began to manipulate the floor, created a small hole to the floor below.  Unlike the gun manipulation, this was much more difficult.  You glanced once more at the doorway to the office, still concentrating on the manipulation.  Finally, the Y/N sized hole was complete, and just in time too!  As a new set of guards, this time in much larger number, came upon the scene, you gave them a small salute and a grin.  "See ya later f*ckers!"  You said before dropping into the hole.

Before the guards had time to begin shooting through the gap in their floor, you broke concentration and the floor immediately returned to it's natural state.  Giggling like a small child, you began running through the floor, surprising whatever small business had rented out that space and made it to another large window, this one within perfect jumping business to a nearby roof.  With no hesitation, you brought your arms up to protect you face, hearing the guards from the floor above barge through the fire escape staircase, and kept thorough the window.  Whilst in midair, you quickly grabbed a smoke grenade and threw it to the roof.  When you landed, the smoke quickly dispersed into the air, created the perfect cover.  Grinning, you took one last look at the guards, glancing through the newly broken window, debating perusing you.  Then, turning around, you quickly ran off, with only the thoughts of the bounty on your mind.

A/N: Hey everyone!  So if you read my last Deadpool x Reader book (I suggest you read the first if you haven't read it) you know this will be based partly on the movie.  This chapter, as you may have guessed, is really just set up and not really part of the film.  Nevertheless, I hope you enjoyed this first chapter of Deadpool 1 X Reader and I look forward to writing more!
~<3 <3 ApocalypseRaccoon