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Chapter 22 - Puppy Love

"Good boy, Sumo." I pet Sumo and give him a treat to let him know that the situation is over.

"Hey, Prince Dad, you're a really good actor." I tell Roman.

"Thank you, Y/N. I always strive to be the best actor I can be. I always say that drama is meant to be shared." He replies with the most extra hand motions I have ever witnessed in my life.

"Slow down, there. Your wrists are going to get whiplash."

"Anything for my love of acting."

I laugh. Roman is always so bright and full of energy. He never fails to make me laugh and be extra in every way imaginable.

I'm pulled out of my thoughts by a car passing by. It startles me, so I yelp louder than I would have liked.

"WHERE'S THE DANGER?! I SHALL PROTECT YOU, Y/N!" Roman yells, appearing in front of me with his samurai sword in hand.

I can't help but burst out laughing. Roman looks at me with a confused look.

"Y/N, is something the matter?" Roman asks.

"No! That's why I'm laughing!" I reply in between giggles.

"So... no evil queen?"

"No."

"No guidance counselor?"

"No."

"No dragon witch?"

"No!" I laugh even more at the mention of the dragon witch. Roman starts to catch on.

"Don't worry, Y/N! The dragon witch will never hold you in her clutches! I shall save you!"

At this point, I'm rolling on the floor with laughter. The concept of the dragon witch was always funny to me, so it's no wonder that I'm howling with laughter. Plus, Roman was always serious about the dragon witch, thinking it was legitimately real, and he still does.

"Come out and fight me, you fiend!"

Tears start forming in my eyes, and I swear that I have a brand-new six-pack of abs. I begin to calm down after a while and return to a normal breathing rate.

Suddenly, we hear a loud noise come from inside the house.

"DRAGON WITCH! STAY OUT OF MY HOUSE, YOU TREACHEROUS WENCH!" Roman yells as he runs sword-first into the house. I break out into another laughing fit.

Suddenly, I get a call from F/N. I slow down my breathing enough to answer the phone and speak like a somewhat normal person.

"Hey, F/N. What's up?" I ask.

"Y/N, why are you laughing like a maniac in your front yard?" She asks.

"...Well, you see, it all started with a dragon witch." I hear F/N try, and fail, to contain her laughter.

"The dragon witch? Again? Oh my gosh. What was it actually?"

"A car passing by that startled me."

"That's the best one yet!" F/N laughs.

"What's even better is that dad said we could have a sleepover tonight."

"He did? Why didn't you tell me sooner?"

"Dragon witch."

"That's fair. I'm grabbing my stuff. Be over in five minutes."

"See you in five."

~time skip~

F/N climbs the ladder to my room while I unload my snack safe. There is a secret door inside my closet that I put a passcode on so that I could keep food in there.

Inside, F/N and I keep all sorts of snacks. Our favourite sweets, a tin of Patton's homemade cookies, crisps, microwave popcorn, ramen, macaroni and cheese, fizzy drinks, teas, coffee, hot chocolate, and a section for frozen food, which is closed off from the rest. Of course, we also keep a tea kettle, a microwave, bowls, plates, mugs, napkins, chewing gum, and various utensils like chopsticks and plastic forks.

The secret space is really big, so we are able to fit a lot into it. We replenish the stock regularly, and we keep inventory. We don't eat too much from it so that we always have enough, and there's always enough to bring to school.

I grab a can of Pringles and a root beer out of my stash while F/N microwaves a bag of popcorn and grabs a Sprite. Once the popcorn is done, we close the stash and play Super Smash Bros. Brawl on the Wii U. (A/N: I play mostly as Bowser, Lucina, Charizard, Pikachu, and Cloud. I play as a lot of other characters, but those are my favourites.)

I select my character. I decide to pick Lucina, since we're playing online, while F/N picks Cloud. Those characters together are the absolute dream team for online Smash Bros. Tournaments (A/N: I'm not kidding, they're a great match up. I play online with them all the time and they're so good.). Lucina's speed with Cloud's hard-hitting moves make online battle a cakewalk.

~time skip~

After beating everyone in an online tournament, F/N and I decide to go downstairs and eat. Patton and Roman are both in the kitchen making food. The smell of cookies, spaghetti and meatballs, and homemade spaghetti sauce wafts through the room.

F/N is the only one who knows that dad's aspects of his personality take human form. She wasn't weird about it at all when she found out, so I guess that's a bonus.

One thing is for certain, I'm glad to be blessed with these people in my life. Dad, Roman, Patton, Logan, Virgil, F/N, Xavier, and Jason. All of them have been so good to me.

I wish they knew how grateful I am.

As if he were reading my thoughts, Roman looks over his shoulder and winks at me, then turns back to what he's doing.

I guess at least one of them knows how much I care.

A/N: 17.5K reads! Oh my gosh! You guys are awesome!

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~Sam :3