Texting My Bias | J.JK (reworked)

Watermelon:
So
I'm bored.
Entertain me
I can't sleep
And there's nothing to do
And I thought...
'Hey
She's boring but not that boring'
So I decided to text you.

You:
It's 3am
Go.
To.
Sleep.

Watermelon:
Why are you up?

You:
Because you woke me up.

Watermelon:
I doubt it.
You were probably just covering up the fact that you were also up this late.

You:
Sure.

Watermelon:
See! You admit it!

I roll my eyes.

You:
Try turning off your electronics and then listen to some soft piano music. It helps me sleep.
Goodnight, coconut.

Coconut:
You finally stopped calling me watermelon??

You:
I can call you watermelon again.

Coconut:
No, no! It's fine!
But anyways...
Thanks.
Goodnight. Sleep well.

You:
Yeah, yeah...
You too.