Texting My Bias | J.JK (reworked)

Grinch:
Hey, princess.

You:
Yo.

Grinch:
Wanna play overwatch?

You:
Cant.

Grinch:
Why?

You:
I'm seeing an old friend!
(image attachment)
On the train now.

Grinch:
Is that you?

You:
I don't know...
Is it?

Grinch:
I hate you, princess.

You:
Thanks.
You know what you are?

Grinch:
What?

You:
A used tampon.

Grinch:
Tf?

You:
Don't question it.
I'll talk to you laterrrr!
I've arrived at my destination

Justin:
Nooo.
I wanna talk to you.
Pleaseeee.

You:
Hmm..
Let me think about it...
No.

Justin:
Why not?

You:
Because you're annoying.
I gotta go now.
I'm with him.

Justin:
Don't leave meeee!

You:
(image attachment - selfie with you and the guy friend)
Too late ;)

Justin:
Noooo.
WHY ARE YOU WITH A GUY?

You:
Possessive much?

Justin:
Is he like your boyfriend or something?

You:
Ahahahhahahaha
Gosh no.
He's like a brother to me.
Except he moved away.
First time I've seen him for about a few years

Justin:
Ahh...

You:
He's a childhood friend. We grew up together :)
Don't worry.
I'm single af.

Justin:
Maybe I can change that ;)

You:
Maybe you shouldn't ;)

Justin:
Why shouldn't I?

You:
Because I said so
I still don't know how you got it in the first place.

Buzz buzz!

Pizza girl:
Hey, bestie.
Did you use the protection I got you?

You:
I don't need condoms!
I don't even get why you sent them to me.
That's so awkward!!

Pizza girl:
You'll need it sooner or later.
Anyways.
I have a surprise!!

You:
What? Condoms?

Pizza girl:
No.
If anything, probably handcuffs.
Anyways.
Guess...
Who...
Got...
Pit
Tickets...
For bts!?

You:
OH MY GOD.
YOU DIDN'T.

Pizza girl:
How much do you love me?

You:
A lot
Oh my gosh.
Queen!!

Buzz buzz

Justin:
I just found it on the ground, texted it, boom.

You:
Shut up

....

You:
You're amazing!!

Pizza girl:
I know.
Hows your childhood friend

You:
Good.
He's in the bathroom but he's taking forever.

Pizza girl:
Are you guys going to watch a movie?

You:
Yep!
Train to Busan

Pizza girl:
Awww.
Well, have fun.
I gotta go!
Bye bestie❤️

You:
Bye👋

....

Justin:
How rude!

You:
I know
I'm so awful
Gosh.

Justin:
I know right.

You:
I know right.

Justin:
Like gosh.
Ugh

You:
Like gosh.
Ugh

Justin:
Are you really copying me?

You:
Are you really copying m?

Justin:
YOU FORGOT THE E! MUHAHAHA!

You:
Gotta go! My friend is back.

Justin:
:(