Texting My Bias | J.JK (reworked)

You:
Daddy.

Coconut:
????

You:
Can I have money?

Coconut:
What for?

You:
Bts merch
Remember??

Coconut:
Guess what...

You:
I'll get bts merch??

Coconut:
No.

You:
Then what?

Coconut:
You'll never get your bts merch.

You:
You smelly rat...

Smelly rat:
I'm not a smelly rat.
Thank you.

You:
Are now...

Smelly rat:
I'll pass.
Goodbye.

You:
Nooo.
I'm bored.
And it's a Saturday.
Like.
Help.

Smelly rat:
Sorry but this coconut is a little busy today.

You:
Why?

Smelly rat:
Um...
Work.
Yeah.
I'm on a plane now...
And I'm...
Looossssinnggg...
Seeeerviiiice....
SCREECHHH.
SCROOCH...

You:
Yeah yeah
Whatever smelly rat.

Smelly rat:
Gotta go...
sorry!!!

You:
Okay. Bye.