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This book but its on crack instead of whatever shit the actual thing was on

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I had no ideas for today's chapter, so just take what I used to do in my FB&CC Kyle X Reader.

Harry:* To Cass, since she swears too much/breaks the fourth wall too much* That's it, your in time out! Get on the refrigerator!!

Cassidy:* Climbing on the fridge from Episode 5* This house is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!!
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Robin:* Joking to Manny* You can't tie your shoes?

Manny:* Saying something that Cassidy taught him, while trying to tie his shoes* Can't tie my shoes, but I can fuck your bitch.

Robin:*Sh00k* 
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Cassidy:* eating a DQ blizzard thing*

Harry:* Slams on the breaks, making Cassidys spoon thing zoom down her throat*

Cassidy: HARRY! I almost threw up!!

Harry:* laughs*
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Robin: Hey Cassidy, I like Chicken Strips.

Cassidy:* Turns around and points at him* Fuck ya Chicken Strips!
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Cassidy:* Rolls down her window, and yells at Paige and Tony who are casually walking down the street* Hey, FUCK YOUR CHICKEN STRIPS!
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Shringnold: Why is everybody afraid of love?
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Shringnold:* At Manny* LOVE

Manny:* jumps and Screams*

(Episode 3 In a nutshell)
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Colin: Why is everybody scared of Technology?
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Colin:* Busts through the fucking door* TECHNOLOGY

Everyone:* Screams like that video of those Kindergarteners screaming and running*

(Episode 4 in a Nutshell)
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Cassidy:* Wearing sunglasses, along with Y/n who's also wearing Sunglasses* Let's get white gurl WAISTED

(that's how the vine goes)
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Y/n:* Lip singing a song with Cass* Girl what wrong?

Cassidy: My man ain't shit.

Y/n: Then why you won't leave em?

Cassidy: Cuz bitch,* Puts on sunglasses* Dick too long~

Manny:* Pops out from behind Cassidy and dances*
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Y/n: What did you do?!

Manny: I shaved my Eyebrows.

Y/n: Why did you do that??

Manny: I don't know.
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Y/n: I need a Burger. No meat, no cheese, no Buns.

Harry: So, all you want is the lettuce and toma-

Y/n: I need a Taco.
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Cassidy: Hey, Har/Hare, can we get McDonald's for supper?

Harry:* Driving* Cassidy we have food at home.

Cassidy:* Sniffs and wipes an imaginary tear away* I hate this fucking family.
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Manny: I was walking in the street, and this is what I saw-
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Manny: A dead rat and a cracker!* Pulls out an ink pen* Lets poke it!
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And that's it.
K, BAII

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