Fun Fact about Me that I just wanna rant about for a few Seconds: People where so fucking Convinced that I was a Pedophile when I first Published my Grinch Book(I was 12 when I first Published it and I was 13 when I finished it[I started on it a few days after Christmas when i was 12 and I finished it on my Birthday[January 26]) even though I CLEARLY STATED in the Before You Read part of the Book that it was just a cute Father-Daughter Relationship
So then, Because people where Downright Refusing to read it, they decided to 'Call me Out', but then I explained it to them and they Deleted their Call Out without saying anything else(Well, One person said 'Oh, Sorry Dude' and Then Deleted their Call out, So that person was at least Nice)
So then to stop that from Happening again, I had to Put that it wasn't a Pedophilic Book in the Bio, Which wouldn't have been Necessary is people just fUCKING READ THE BEFORE YOU READ PAGE AND NOT JUST TAKE ONE GLANCE AT THE TITLE-
(I mean, I get where they where Coming From, Pedophiles need to Burn in Hell and they, For Some Reason, want to be accepted into the LGBT+ Community[They even made their Own F l a g s, ew] even though 'Child' Isn't a Sexuality. But, I Said that it wasn't a Pedophilic Book, but they still came at me anyway because those Idiots can't fucking Read)
Kk, I'm done, Read the Chapter.Also, another Fun Fact: Trevor Henderson, the Creator of Long Boi, stated that Long Horse can Sense when Something Bad or Dangerous is going to happen and trys to Warn People About it, so that's why the Very Good Long Boi is going to be in this book for a while
You woke up to the Uncomfortable sound of Multiple Bones Cracking. You opened your Eyes to find yourself on the Floor, Curled up into a Fetal Position, and your Room with Long White Bones with Black hair above you. You sat up and the Head of your Possible Hallucination Horse Friend leaned down to face you. You smiled a little and Pat his head before Shakily Standing up. You walked out of your Room and Downstairs, Your Horse Buddy following after you. You walked into the Kitchen and saw Robin and Harry at the Sink, Washing Dishes. They Apparently heard you walk in, because they turned around. " Y/n! There you are! Care to help us?" " Uh... Sure." You replied walking over, making Robin and Harry scoot over a bit to give you some Space. You dunked a hand into the Soapy water and pulled out a Glass Plate before handing it over to Robin, who took it from you. He Turned the Faucet on and took a Rag, washing the Soap and Nasty Stuff off of it before handing it to Harry, who placed it in the Drainer.(Writing this made me think: Who The fuck even Uses a Dishwasher? Everyone I know Washes the Dishes in the Sink) After a Few times of this being Repeated, You found yourself actually enjoying being around these guys. They Started Sharing Stories and you found yourself listening closely to them, Genuinely Interested. It felt like forever since you last done that, Listen to a Normal person Talking about something, and it felt really nice. You even started Sharing your Childhood Stories, Opening up to those two. " And then I started having Nightmares and Stuff about it Exploding and all of the Bugs and Stuff covering me." " I get that but... Why Deer?" Robin asked as you handed him another Plate. " It was Traumatizing. I'm still scared of them To this Day." You explained, making a Hand Gesture. " Even in Movies and Other things?" Robin asked, making you shake your Head. " No, I'm fine with them In Movies and stuff, Hell, Bambi is one of my Favorite Disney Movies. I just... Don't like seeing Deers in Real-life." Robin made a 'hmm' sound and you went back to passing him the Dishes. You glanced behind you for a second and saw Manny sitting at the Table, Petting your Horse Buddy. That Caught you off Guard. Wasn't your Skeleton Horse friend a Hallucination? If he was, How can Manny see him? You where snapped back when you heard Robin call your name. " Hm? Oh, yeah, Right sorry." You Stumbled out an Apology and Pulled something else out of the Water.
It was a head.
You had it by its Long, Red Hair that was in Dreadlocks. It had Dark Skin and it's eyes where open, but they where Rolled up into its Skull, it's mouth hung open. " WA-" You shouted, Turning to the side and throwing it on the Ground, making a shattering sound come from it and the Head erupted into little Pieces. You blinked and the head was replaced with the Shattered Remains of a Glass Bowl(I KNOW ITS ACTUALLY PORCELAIN AND NOT GLASS, BUT MY FAMILY CALLS IT GLASS BOWLS/PLATES, SO YEAH-) You instantly panicked when you realized that everyone was staring at you. " oh.. oh god... I-Im sorry, I just.... I'll get that up." You stuttered out before awkwardly going to get the Broom and Dust Pan. Once you got the Two Items you rushed back over and squatted down, holding the Dust Pan down and grabbing onto the End of the Broom(not the End End, the end where the.... Sweeping mostly happens[idk]). You made sure you got up all of the Glass, not noticing Harry standing over you. Once you stood up, you slightly jumped when you saw Harry right Infront of you. Thinking that he was gonna pester you about what you did, you instantly opened your Mouth. " I'm sorry! I just... Thought I saw a Bug on it." You obviously Lied, making Harry sigh. He had his arms Crossed, but he uncrossed them and Carefully took the Dust Pan and Broom out of your hands. " Go sit down in the Living Room." He said in a Monotone voice. He didn't sound Angry or anything, but you still felt a bit scared. " okay.." You said, your voice being Quiet and a bit Hoarse. You slowly walked into the Living room and sat down on the Couch, Flopping down on it, which resulted in you Slouching a bit. You felt something Hard push your head a bit and you Reached your Hand up, knowing that it was your Skeleton Boi. Manny crawled up on the Couch beside you and laid down, picking your Arm up to rest it on his Shoulder as he laid his head down on your Lap. You Glanced down at him and Smiled, leaning your head against the Skull of your Horse Friend.

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