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Bisexual Culture is having a Crush on both Billie Eilish and Her Brother(I'm sorry, I forgot his Name. He still hot Tho)
¶¶ÒõÉçÇørs block is still kicking my Ass, so take this Crack Chapter

Some/Most of these don't have the Characters from this book, and I'm also not giving any Context on the ones that don't correspond with this book, so you can all fucking Suffer-
(Also, if you've seen the Picture above I fiNALLY GOT THE BANANA SPILTS MOVIE
I'MMA BOUT TO TRA LA LAUNCH MYSELF OFF THE FUCKING ROOF
I'M SCREAMING[I wasn't even with my Mom and Dad when they went to Wal-Mart, I was just chilling at home and when they got back, my Dad Tossed the Case at my Head and said " Here's your Five Nights at Freddy's Ripoff"]
EEEEE--)
(I just realized that you can see my Guitar and FNAF Poster in the Background, Oop-)
(Also, I still have yet to watch it, so don't ask any questions about it yet, I'll watch it after I get done watching my Rick and Morty Season 2 DVDs)

Again, some/Most of these correspond with different Fandoms, so some of these don't correspond with this Book

Julia(when she was in Highschool/When she and Y/n first got together):* To her Mom* I Spilt Lipstick in your Valentino White Bag-

Julia's Mom: oH YOU SPILT [insert incoherent Gibberish] liPSTICK, IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG??!?!!??
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Chucky: You either Buckle down and do your Work, or you're gonna end up working at McDonald's.

Glenda:* Starts to laugh at herself* We're goin' to McDonald's if I don't do my work?!

Chucky:* Starts Laughing as well* No!
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Tiffany: Chucky, have you seen-- What are you doing?

Chucky:* Tossing Matches Into the Fire while His and Tiffany's Marriage Certificate is also in the fire* Good Luck on trying to return me without the Receipt, Asshole.
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Cassidy: So..* Gestures to the Broken Coffee Machine* Who broke it?

[My other OCs(OCs for different Things) look at each other and then back at the Floor]

Cassidy: I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Venellopy(my FB&CC OC):* Inhales** Raises her hand* I did it, I broke it-

Cassidy, while Venellopys Twin, Violet(also my FB&CC OC), pulls Venellopys hand down: No you didn't. Who actually broke it? Hannah?

Hannah(my Clarence OC): Don't look at me, *points at Sky* Look at Sky.

Sky(My Invader Zim OC): Wait, why do you think I broke it?

Hannah: Funny, How'd you know it was Broken?

Sky: Because it's sitting infront of us, and it's Broken.

Hannah: Suspicious.

Sky: No, it's not!

Elmira(Not actually an OC For anything, she just exists): Not that this matters, it probably doesn't, but Fiona was near the Machine Last-

Fiona(My TMNT OC): What?! I don't even drink that crap!

Elmira: Oh Really? Then what where you doing by it Earlier??

Fiona: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my CUTICLES, EVERYONE KNOWS THAT ELMIRA!!!

Venellopy:* Very distressed because now people are fighting* Let's just get this over with! I broke it, Cass, let me pay for another one--

Cassidy: NO! WHO BROKE THE FUCKING COFFEE MACHINE?!??!