Legacy [ Naruto Reader-Insert ]

[ MEDICAL EVALUATION BOARD TRANSCRIPT : PSYCH EVALUATION OF 011350 ]

Date : 10/11/█ █ █ █
Transcribed by Sarutobi Nobuhiko of Konoha's Cryptanalysis Department

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Cipher 34

[The paper is aged but well kept. The code used for this took almost three weeks for the Cryptanalysis team to decipher. 

Mad respect to the boy who made it. Shame we didn't poach him for Crypto.

Keep your thoughts to yourself Nobu, this is an official document!

Right, sorry. Thought Father might appreciate it if he knew the extent of the boy's abilities.

I know your father is Hokage, but still. Delete this entire thing later, don't let this get printed.]

I haven't written shit like this since our mission in Rain, y'know? After our fateful night. The one where we slow danced in the rain (I know, ironic right? Rain in the Land of the Rain) and your dogs running around us like some surreal dream I was experiencing in my Rain Fever high. Yawaraka gave me a big fat needle for the shot, y'know? On purpose. I took that shit for you. Have I ever mentioned to you that I fucking hate needles?

The code's gotten a little fuzzy in my head but it's always good to practice. What kind of boyfriend would I be if I forgot MY OWN cipher that I made for us? A bad one, that's what.

PS. Why didn't you get sick? Right, because Idiots don't catch colds.

K26

[A dog eared parchment that looks like it's been read over and over again by the smudges over the ink and a spot that looks almost like water damage]

You know, you lead me on thinking that it'd be something cute and sweet, but no. It had to be something like this. Being romantic isn't one of your strong suits. You can imagine me rolling my eyes here by the way. Ugh, why did you have to flex on me like that? You know I can't do long paragraphs like you.

Also thank you for reminding me that you did, in fact, create this code for me and that you are a good boyfriend. Cue sarcastic eye-rolling again.

PS. Thank you, once again, for reminding me how much more smarter you are. Did I mention how much I hate it when you do this?

Cipher 35

[Documents the abuse of their Hyuga squadmate at home. Can we do something about this? Negative. The Hyuga are untouchable]

Did you see Yawa's bruises underneath his collar today? Again? I can't bring myself to confront him about it. You think this is why he always wears long sleeves and high collars? You think asking him to have sleepovers at my place will make it happen less? I know it's a bit childish but as squad leader, I feel responsible for his well-being.

PS. Want to get some BBQ after our mission brief? I'm sure we'd have some time for a date before getting deployed.

K27