(The story of my oc's and their backstories, but they are mixed together in a band. I was just listening to Six the musical and I thought this was a good idea!)
Mayabelle: Divorced...
Madeline: Beheaded...
Rosaline: Died...
MayaNever: Divorced...
Chastity: Pretentious...
Callie: Survived
Maybelle: And tonight, 抖阴社区, we are...
All 6: Live!
Mayabelle: Listen up let me tell you a story
Madeline: A story that you think you've heard before
Rosaline: We know you know our names and our fame and our faces
MayaNever: Know all about the glories and the disgraces
Chastity: I'm done 'cause all this time, I've been just one word in a stupid rhyme
Callie: So I picked up a pen and a microphone
All 6: Histories about to get overthrown.
Mayabelle: Divorced
Madeline: Beheaded
Rosaline: Died
MayaNever: Divorced
Chastity: Pretentious..
Callie: Survived
All 6: But just for you tonight, We're divorced, beheaded, live! Welcome to the show, to the historemix. Switching up the flow as we add the prefix. Everybody knows that we used to be six wives. Raising up the roof 'till we hit the ceiling, Get ready for the truth that we'll be revealing! Everybody knows that we used to be six wives, But now we're... Ex-lives.
Mayabelle: All you ever hear and read about
Madeline: Is our lives, and the way it ended
Rosaline: But a pair doesn't beat a royal flush
MayaNever: You're gonna find out how we got unfriended.
Chastity: Tonight, we're gonna do ourselves justice, 'cause we're taking you to court.
Callie: And every True rose has it's thorns, and you're gonna here 'em live, in consort.
Mayabelle: Divorced
Madeline: Beheaded
Rosaline: Died
MayaNever: Divorced
Chastity: Pretentious..
Callie: Survived!
All 6: But just for you tonight, We're divorced, beheaded, live! Welcome to the show, to the historemix. Switching up the flow as we add the prefix! Everybody knows that we used to be six wives. Dancing to the beat, 'till the break of day! Once we're done, we'll start again, like it's the renaissance. Everybody knows that we used to be six wives But now we're... Ex-lives
All but Mayabelle: Divorced
Mayabelle: My name is Mayabelle of California. Was married 24 years, I'm a paragon, of royalty! My loyalty is to the Vatican. So if you try to dump me, you won't try that again.
All but Madeline: Beheaded
Madeline: I'm that Green girl, and I'm up next see. I broke phantomhive from the church. Yeah, I'm that sexy. Why did I lose my head? Well my sleeves may be black, but my lipstick's red.
All but Rosaline: Died
Rosaline: Rosaline Belekov, the only one Erik truly loved
All but Rosaline: Rude!
Rosaline: When my grandson was newly born, I died. But I'm not what I seem or am I? Stick around and you'll suddenly see more.
All but MayaNever: Divorced
MayaNever: Ich bin MayaNever of 抖阴社区, Ja? When Dark saw my portrait he was like, Ja. But I didn't look as good as I did in my pic. Funny how we all discus that but never his own little...
Chastity: Prick up your ears I'm the Chastity, who lost her head
All but Chastity: Pretentious...
Chastity: For my promiscuity outside of wed-Lock up your husbands! Lock up your sons! C-Carrie is here and the fun's begun!
All but Callie: Survived
Callie: Five down I'm the final life. I saw zombies to the end of their lives. I'm the survivor, Callie Hansen! I bet you wanna know how I got this far?
All 6: I said, I bet you wanna know how we got this far? Do you wanna know how we got this far then... Welcome to the show, to the historemix. Switching up the flow as we add the prefix! Everybody knows that we used to be six wives. Get your hands up get this party buzzing! You wanna queen bee well there's half a dozen. Everybody knows that we used to be six wives But now we're... ex-lives!
(They all began to dance to the beat for a bit.)
All 6: One, two, three, four, five... Six.

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