(Mary has welcomed a new member of the Maya Army.)
Thatgirlgammer100 : Excellent. You get your own stock portfolio, a percentage of the Maya/Table scandal, and the best medical care on the planet. You'll be kept as healthy as a horse.
(Flashback: Callie walks out with papers in her hands to an injured Strawberry Beat.)
Callie: So, how's your leg doing?
Strawberry: Uh, g-great. Great. Never better.
Callie: Good. Why don't you try putting some weight on it?
Strawberry: Eh, sure.
(She sets her leg down and it still hurt.)
Strawberry: Yes, yes. oh that's good. That feels good. Very strong.
Callie: Sorry Strawberry, I gotta let you go.
(Strawberry uses her magic to take her pistol and shoots her in the knee while she screams in pain.)
Strawberry: How's your leg, huh?! How's your leg?! You ready to race, huh?!
(She then gets a whip and uses it on her.)
Maya: 0-0
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