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Tater: Its one am. ITS ONE AM. I don't sleep anyways so...

George: Its one in the morning. Go to bed.

Tater: No. Because you see, now its three am, because I spent two hours watching Newsies.

George: You should go to bed.

Tater: Well that's impossible, because I just spent an hour lying in bed and literally just had a conversation with my brain for an hour. 

George: Are you ok?

Tater: Yeah, but if I'm gonna suffer and not be able to sleep, I'm gonna make everyone else suffer too.

George: What are you gonna do then?

Tater: So, I have these stories I wrote from when I was younger-

George: No. 

Tater: YES. I'm gonna make them act the stories out so we can all cringe at my writing from when I was seven years old.

George: Can't you wait until morning?

Tater: I have to, cause my mom has like two of the stories.

George: GO TO BED!

Tater: NO! IM GONNA IDK PROBABLY SUFFER FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT!

George: ...

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Tater: Ok, so, I found two of the stories, because the other one was vandalized by my sister, because she wrote slug all over it and now I'm concerned. And i found a bunch of short stories so...

George: I got the cymbals that you hold! (I have no clue what they're called)

Tater: Great! You get the tuba! *Hands him a tuba*

George: What the-

Tater: *Starts hitting them together? Because I don't know what that's called either* WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WE GOT SOMETHING TO DO!

Mush: SHUT UP!

Tater: NO! IT'S SIX IN THE MORNING! TIME TO GET UP!

Jack: When did I agree to this?!

Tater: NEVER!

Jojo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Tater: WHO STABBED HIM?! oh wait-

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Tater: We should really stop getting more in debt. 

Elmer: Can I get stabbed?

Tater: Why?

Elmer: I don' wanna do this.

Tater: Whatever. *brings out  a stack of notebooks*

Race: Why do you 'ave a bunch of books?

Tater: Because today you guys will be acting out my stories from when I was really small so I can laugh at my seven- wait no some of these are like 5-year-old self.

Finch: Do you need all of us?

Tater: Yes. *Teleports everyone to a theatre* 

Davey: Why?!

Tater: Because. George, which one should we start with.

George: *Looks through all of them* This one.

Tater: So, we're starting with The Dolphin with No Food! Who wants to be the dolphin?

Les: Me!

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