Newsies Ask or Dare

a question from @frozen_applez !!
"I have a question! JESSE AND RACETRACK HUGGINS TELL THE DAMN TRUTH

*higgins

lol"

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In case you don't know, Jesse is Jesse Tuck from Tuck Everlasting. He's an immortal 17-year-old (well really like 108 I think???). Anyway, a lot of people have this theory where after what happened in his story, Jesse goes to New York and pretends to be a kid with a bum leg named Crutchie, and then sometimes people say that now he's under the name Andrew Keenan-Bolger. And yes its because these characters were played by Andrew Keenan-Bolger.

Also, there's a curse word somewhere in the chapter. Soooooooo, be careful! Take care of yourself!

Tater then proceeds to fall off a cliff

Wait what?

*falls off a cliff*

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Tater: *pacing in front of the door* Getting out of the house, happens, well-

Jojo: *laying on the floor* Never!

Tater: There's a gate and a lock and rules to abide-

Race: *to Albert* How much ya wanna bet they're gonna start singing for the foist time in forever when dis is ovah?

Albert: Well-

Tater: You idiots, we would obviously sing Waving Through a Window because we never go out of the house anyway.

Skye: *kicks down the door and throws an ice cube at Tater* *leaves*

Tater: A question!

Davey: Who's it for?

Tater: *smirking* Jesse...

Crutchie: Ye- I mean, we's nevah had a newsie named Jesse.

Tater: Yeah, sure. Also, RACETRACK HIGG- ACTUALLY NEVERMIND FROM NOW ON YOUR NAME IS RACETRACK HUGGINS

Racetrack Huggins: NO!

Tater: NOW EVERYBODY EXCEPT THE TWO CANT-DIE BOIS LEAVE!

Everyone except Race and Crutchie: *leave*

Applez: *appears* Wassup

Tater: So, Jesse, random circus dude, we have a question for you.

Race: *actually offended* *loses some of his accent* Excuse me, but I have a name!

Crutchie: *facepalms*

Tater: So, Applez here wants you to tell the truth about you guys and the water.

Race: *back with a full accent* What wateh?

Tater: The magical water and if you don't tell me I will make PG-13 angry at Spot and you don't want to see PG-13 when she's mad.

Race: *glares at Tater*

Applez: Didn't she kidnap you and Jojo? Or was it someone else...

Race: *suddenly looks pale and stops glaring at Tater*

Tater: Yeah I still don't like PG- 13.

Crutchie: *lowering his voice* What do you want to know?

Tater: Oh yeah this is all going on recording by the way. And in the book. Fun!

Crutchie: WHAT?!