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Tater: YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS!

Race: What?

Tater: The most beautiful day, for the rest of your life. AKA BLUSH PROPOSAL DAY WOO!

Crutchie: *laughs nervously* *whispers to himself* This is a problem...

Jojo: Really?!

Tater: AND THIS TIME, I DONT HAVE TO INTERVENE!

George: Wait what?

Tater: Mush already wanted to propose today. So...

George: But Blink told me he was proposing today...

Tater: Oh no.

Jojo: At least we know that they're gonna say yes?

Tater: NOW WE HAVE EVEN MORE DEBT! UGH

George: We should-

Jojo: *trips and falls on his face*

Tater: NO JOJO-

Applez: JOJO PROTECTION SQUAD

Skye: JOJO PROTECTION SQUAD

Hayden: JOJO PROTECTION SQUAD

Ben ( I have honestly just stopped trying so JUST THINK WHO COULD IT BE AND WHO HAS IT ALWAYS BEEN): Jojo protection squad?

Tater: BEN LEAVE. Youg guys stay here with Jojo and George and I will follow them. I have to film this.

Jojo: NOOOOOOO DON' LEAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Tater: IM SOOORRYYYYYYYYYYYY

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Later, at the park...

Tater: Seriously, who are you?!

Shhhh

Tater: Okay, okay-

Blush: *sit down on a bench*

George: *whisper* What are they doing? He told me-

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Blink: So, Mush, I umm...

Mush: *blooosh* Actually, Blink, I want to ask you a question-

Blink: *bloooooooooosh* Oh, umm... I do too!

Mush: Oh. Do you wanna go first-

Blink: Maybe you should-

Mush: Same time?

Blink: Yeah.

Mush: *counts down from 3 with his fingers*

Mush and Blink: *at the same time*
Will you marry me?
Do you wanna get married?

Blush: *also at the same time* Wait what?

Blink: *starts to get up* I'm sorry I shouldn't have-

Mush: *grabs his hand* No, please.

Jojo: *sits next to Tater behind the bush*

Tater: *whispers* You okay?

Jojo: *whispers* Yeah.

Tater: *whispers* Good. *hugs Jojo*

Mush: *lets go of Blink's hand* Do you wanna get married?

Blink: *sits back down* Well, yeah-

Mush: Well, then, why not?

Blink: *smiles* Really-

Mush: *kisses Blink*

Applez, Jojo, and Tater: *inhuman screeching* BLUSH

Tater: *yeets a ring at Blink* PUT. IT. ON.

Blink: *puts on the ring*

Tater: WE'RE HAVING ANOTHER WEDDING THIS IS PERFECTLY FINE!

George: This is what coronavirus does to you-

Tater: Wait.

Skye: WHY ARE WE IN A PARK?!

Hayden: OUTDOORS.

Applez: DURING CORONA AND QUARANTINE.

Jojo: *screams and runs away*

Tater: NO! I'm blaming you guys.

~ Three hours later ~

Tater: Well, the microchip did end up being useful.

Jojo: *shudders* 

Tater: Sorry...

Applez: *inhuman screeching*

Tater: *yelling over the screeching* SO WE'RE HAVING ANOTHER WEDDING LEAVE DARES OR QUESTIONS HAVE A NICE DAY FOLKS

Les: GAY PENGUINS

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Yay wedding


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