I MADE THIS FIC IN 2018, LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE
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All you wanted to do was to go to College, Nothing More, Nothing Less. ClayHill was the Closest Town with a College, So you Thought it was just a...
The Meat was Chewy and it tasted Metallic yet it also tasted like Pork or Chicken, maybe even Beef. You couldn't quite put your Finger on it. " Is it good?" The Scruffy haired Girl asked you, leaning in Closer. You nodded and shoved the Rest of the Meat that was on the Fork into your Mouth. Before putting the fork back into the Can. More of the Red Liquid squeezed itself past your Lips and trailed down your Face, but you wiped it away with the Back of your Hand and Licked your Lips. In a matter of Minutes you ate everything in the Can, including the Strangely Tube-shaped Parts that where So long, You had to slurp it up like it was Spaghetti, and the ones that where shaped like Giant-sized Beans. You turned the Can Upside down and Drank the remains of the Crimson Liquid. Once you drank that, you cringed at the Taste it left in your mouth. It was so Metallic-y and Thick, like Metallic Flavored Syrup. You set the Can down and wiped your Mouth, making an 'Mmh' sound as you did so. " That was Good." You said to the Girl. " Well, If you liked that one, I bet you won't mind if you had another." The Girl pulled out another Can, but this one was Yellow and with a little Cartoon Drawing of a Girl with Purple hair and blues eyes and a Hat ontop of her Head on it.
You didn't think anything of it, you just grabbed the Open Can and Started Eating. ________________________
C A N N I B A L I S M
I know that Best Boi, Long Horse, wasn't in this Chapter, but he's gonna Pull a Kim Jong Un for a While
Anyway, the Photo of the Day won't Load, so let me describe it: Its Hank Hill dressed like a Magical Anime Girl. Complete with the Pigtails, Outfit, Pink Nails, and other shit
Anyway, My Cat, Hazel, had Babies and I named them: Yakko, Wakko, and Gargoyle
I was Originally going to name them Yakko, Wakko, and Dot because the Animaniacs where my Childhood and love them, but they're all Boys, so I went with Gargoyle. They're a Week Old(or maybe a bit older, idk) and they're so S M O L
Also, since I talked about the Animaniacs for a second there, I'm just gonna say that I relate So much to Yakko, like??? It's Uncanny. I have a DVD Set that I got from Wal-Mart(Where the fuck else would I get it??) And it has the Whole fucking Series, and there an Episode where Yakko takes an Ink Blot test and the Ink Blots look like Food n' other things, but the only thing Yakko said that the Pictures reminded him of is Girls and the Doctor says " You're too Obsessed with Girls" and I-
If that isn't my Gay Ass-
Anyway, about the [Human/College AU!]Barb X Reader(Remember, it's a Trolls: World Tour Book, ajcnsnbf)
I'm 6 Chapters in and the Reader is Already going to a Party n Shit But the Thing is, She CHOOSES to go, None of her Dorm Mates(because in the Book she had 3 Dorm Buddies) Pressure her into Going, she decides to go on her Own Accord, which might not Sound that Extreme, but compared to the other Books on here that had the Friend practically FORCING and MANIPULATING the reader into going to a Party, it's a Nice breath of Fresh air.
It also isn't one of those Instant Romance things where they fall in Love at First Sight and Immediately start Dating, I'm using that Snowball Effect thing(Snowball Effect Things for Romance Story's aren't that Common on here, its always the other thing, so-) for this. They Start out as Friends and then they Slowly get Romantic Feelings for Each other(Well, Y/n gets a Boyfriend, but Barb Romances her way to Y/n by singing some fucking rOCK MUSIC-), so there's basically the whole storyline there, lmao.
Wait a Minute, w-wait, wh-what is...? ÓwÒ, what's this?
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*Gasp* It's a Cover Reveal, to show that I'm actually working on it- (I think it's kinda stupid that the Photo of the Day won't Load, but the Cover Reveal Does, smh 🙄)
Last thing: We can Throw Hands if you want to or Not, But the 2019 Cats Movie isn't that Bad.
HEAR ME OUT!!
I don't like a Lot of things in the 2019 Version(Like the Designs. the designs are Horrible[Well, My little Sister Likes the Designs for the 2019 Version, but she somehow Hates the Designs for the 1998 version?? Idk why she Doesn't like the 1998 designs, but Oh Well]), but it's a Good Movie. I dont Like the Slow song they did for Rumpleteazer and Mungojerrie(who, by the Way, are my FAVORITES! I love them), I kind of liked the Faster one better(and they didn't do the Double Cartwheel from the 1998 version, which made me Disappointed), but I still like Jennyanydots Song and the British Accents
Buy I don't get why in Some scenes the Cats are 4 inches tall, but in the Next Scene they're about 16 inches tall. Also, the Actors looked really Stupid crawling around on their Hands and Knees, ngl Also, the Tail and Ear Movements are really Smooth n all, but i feel like they could've toned the Movements down a Bit
Also, People are staying that Cats is the Worst movie in the world and.. *Insert me Glancing over at all of the Asylum Movies(Asylum being the Studio that Made Trolland, Iggy's way Home, and Homeward), Dingo Productions(Famous for the 'Yee' meme), GoldenFilms Studios(who I don't think is really famous for anything except for the Fact that Disney tried to Sue them), and, Of Course, Rhapsody Street Kids: Believe in Santa Claus(Famous for the Grandma who is Always having a Stroke, which leads you to not know wtf she just said)*.................................... ................. ArE YoU sUrE aBoUt ThAT?????
