Not Eliza ~ Bokuaka Text Story

(A/N I'm sorry for the weirdness I wrote this a few nights ago and it makes me want to die yet I kinda like it)

(3:56 pm)
Bokuto
KAASHI

THREE WEEKS

AHHHHHH

IM SO HAPPY

SO DONT GO DISAPPEARING
FOR A THIRD TIME

WE ARE IN THIS TOGETHER
FOREVER

Akaashi
I don't plan on it. We both had
our moments.

Bokuto
Now you can tell me everything!

Akaashi
Only if you tell me everything

Bokuto
I hope you are being serious

Cause I will

Want my social security number?

Akaashi
Maybe some other time

Wait for me to have another
breakdown

Bokuto
Aw yes, when I become mom Bokuto

Akaashi
I'm the mom. We already settled
this

Bokuto
Hehe

Akaashi
What

Bokuto
I'm imaging what you'd look
like pregnant.

WAIT NOW IF I WAS THE DAD-

Nothing I haven't done before

Akaashi
I didn't mean that everything

AND STOP WHAT IN THE
OMEGAVERSE

Bokuto
IM SORRY BLAME THE FAN
FICS KUROO SHOWED ME
OF PLANKTON AND
SPONGEBOB

Akaashi
WHAT THE FUCK

THIS IS WHY IM YOUR
BEST FRIEND AND NOT HIM
ANYMORE

WE ARE GOING TO EARSE THAT
FROM YOUR MEMORY

Bokuto
Oya

How?

;)

I'm down for anything

Akaashi
...

same

Bokuto
I wanna top the first time so
I can see your pretty little face.

Akaashi
Works for me, I'd be to
nervous during my first time

Bokuto
Oh, I've had sex with one of
my girlfriends but ummm I wasn't
very excited.

Akaashi
Bo

Just look at that picture of me in
the cheer uniform.

You'll mini you will fly up.

Bokuto
It ain't that mini so you should be
ready

And you act as if I haven't already
gotten hard from that picture.

Akaashi
Are we still joking?

Bokuto
We were joking?

Akaashi
You were serious?

Bokuto
I mean, we're friends. Straight
friends with benefits

Akaashi
Dude that wouldn't work, we'd
both be so shy.

Bokuto
I wouldn't, and I'd make sure you
weren't either

Akaashi
We shouldn't though

Bokuto
I'm sorry if I made you
uncomfortable :(

Akaashi
I'm far from uncomfortable right
now mentally wise.

Physically, I'm party uncomfortable.

Bokuto
I-

Akaashi
We just can't. I do trust you but
I want my first to be full of love

And you aren't even into guys like
what even is this conversation

Bokuto
Makes sense.

I wish mine was like that

Hey, sex is sex. Everything is good

Instead I got almost throwing
up. No offense to the girl, she was
pretty but just not it for me.

Akaashi
How are we so open with each
other I'm genuinely scared.

Bokuto
Just the strong bromance my dude

Akaashi
I have to go, see you in four weeks.

Bokuto
You are texting me tonight.

Akaashi
Alright.

Bye bye Bo

Bokuto
Bye Akaashi
(Read 4:13 pm)

-

Akaashi stood in front of his mirror, staring at himself.

I wasn't joking either. No, stop thinking about it. I can't take advantage of him. That's twisted. Don't think about it.

Akashi repeated the same words in his head and he took one hand and traced along his chest and abs in a sensual way.

Stop! That's not okay.

His mind didn't line up with his actions and he continued imaging Bokuto kissing him and hugging him in more ways then one.

(A/N)
The way these two text is literally just like me and one of my best friends who I flirt with constantly but we don't like each other.

Also sorry for the cringe I'm just dumb.

Also I have 31 parts and they haven't even met yet and Akaashi hasn't come out, talk about a slow burn