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Calista

"YO LOSERS. WE'RE GOING TO THE PARK!"

I groaned as Theo shouted from upstairs.

"Betcha we're gonna go meet with Matt, El, and Xander again." I sighed to Grayson who was sitting next to me.

"Don't be whining just 'cause you don't have any friends." He said. I gaped at him.

"Well someone's bitchy today."

"Well someone's bitchy everyday."

I sighed. I don't even know where he comes up with these comebacks.

To be honest, I don't really wanna go to the park. Xander, Matthew, and Eloise are pretty chill, and they don't leave me out, but it's kinda boring.

If anything I just wanna spend the rest of the day cuddled up in my bed with chocolate and potato chips while watching anime on my laptop.

Was that too detailed? Eh, I don't really care. Not like I'm gonna get it any time soon. Since when do people get what they want?

Whether it be the graphic Outlast game in PR or just three full meals a day, you never get what you want.

I was knocked out of my mental edgy rant when Grayson kicked me in the face.

"What the fuck?!"

"You were ignoring me."

"Well then what were you saying?"

"Nothing. Just wanted attention."

I scoffed and swung off the couch, knocking him to the side.

"Hey! Dipshit."

"Get a life."

I went to the kitchen and microwaved myself a cold pizza while Gray walked to his room and Mandy and Theo were rushing around like they were late to the most important event in the world.

I mean, I don't really blame Mandy. She's absolutely whipped for Matthew. She's always talking about him when she isn't getting in fights with every person she lays eyes on. Honestly, I don't blame her for that either. He's cute as fuck. He'll waltz around in a little waist dress and the sun will make his pinkish skin glow. He's attractive, but I'll leave him for Mandy.

Yeah yeah, a normal six year old wouldn't romanticize as much as me. But hey, I'm not a normal six year old. Assuming the excessive cursing made that obvious.

I was normal once, I guess. But it was short lived when that hellish school absolutely ripped at mine and hundreds of other kid's mentalities. Basically turned you into an adult before you even reached elementary school.

Fun.

Once mama found out what that school did she burnt it down.

Literally.

Now we're homeschooled, cause mama is protective as fuck.

I finished the pizza just as Theo barreled into me.

"What the fuck?! What's got you in such a panic?" I hissed as I pushed the dumbass off of me.

"If I get to the park before Xander then he owes me a new throwing knife." He panted as he ran off.

"GAY!" I shouted after him.

"FUCK OFF!" He shouted back.

Okay, there is no doubt that Theo and Xander love each other. They just hate each other at the same time. Very love/hate relationship.

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