:] This is unfortunately not the speed paint. I've decided it'll take too long and so if anything you guys will have to wait till at least 1k (if I ever get there) for a speedpaint of any sorts. BUT I did remember I had like 78 saved incorrect quotes. A lot, but I'm slightly obsessed.
So, instead, I present to you, your 500 reads special:
Incorrect Quotes with Rainsong and the Crew!
Rainsong: Time for plan G.
Whitestorm: Don't you mean plan B?
Rainsong: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Firepaw: What about plan D?
Rainsong: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Graypaw: What about plan E?
Rainsong: I'm hoping not to use it. Firepaw dies in plan E.
Dustpaw: I like plan E.
Graystripe: *dies*
Rainsong: Timer starts now! When is he coming back? I say two months!
Sandstorm: Nonsense. One month.
Whitestorm: Nah, half a month.
Fireheart, sobbing: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GRAYSTRIPE JUST DIED!
Dustpelt, scratching chin in thought: One week.
Rainsong: What should I do?
Whitestorm: *holds out paw* May I suggest dinner with a friend?
Rainsong: Well, none of my friends are available, so I guess I'll have to go with you.
Rainsong: I wish I was a cat, but not in a furry kinda way, more like a "I can sleep all day and hit people with no consequences" kinda way. (This was too ironic, I had to include it)
Graystripe: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
Fireheart: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.
Dustpelt: A realist sees a hungry fox.
Rainsong: The hungry fox sees three mouse-brained meals just standing there.
Rainsong: I owe you one.
Whitestorm: That's ok. You can just date me and we'll call it even.
Fireheart: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Dustpelt: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Sandstorm: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Graystripe: I joined you in the dumb stuff.
Rainsong: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!
Lionheart: I lost Rainsong.
Whitestorm: How did you LOSE Rainsong?!
Lionheart: To be fair, she is very small.
Some Rando ShadowClan Cat: How many children do you have?
Rainsong: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference.
Bluestar: Bye Whitestorm! Bye Sandstorm! Bye Fireheart! Bye Rainsong! Bye Whitestorm!
Lionheart: You said 'bye Whitestorm' twice.
Bluestar: I like Whitestorm.
Rainsong: *coughs blood*
Whitestorm: Don't die, Rainsong!
Rainsong: Don't tell me what to do!
Lionheart: I'm not being weird. Am I being weird?
Rainsong: Yes, and that's coming from me.
Rainsong: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
Brindleface: *crouches down*
Whitestorm: *kneels down*
Bluestar: *comes down from Highrock*
Rainsong:
Rainsong: I hate all of you.
Graystripe: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think.
Rainsong: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.
Bluestar: I hate to tell you this, but one of you was adopted.
Whitestorm & Fireheart:
Whitestorm: Only one...?
Rainsong: Did you just call me a mouse, you fox-heart?! I'm right here frog-brain!
Bluestar: Where's Rainsong?
Dustpelt: Don't worry, I'll find her.
Dustpelt, shouting: Whitestorm sucks!
Rainsong, distantly: Whitestorm is the best cat ever! So come say it to my face you fox-hearted mouse-brain!
Dustpelt: Found her.
Lionheart: You're not my friend anymore.
Rainsong: I was your friend?
Rainsong: *chokes on something*
Dustpelt: Jeez, Rainsong, don't die on us.
Rainsong: Don't tell me what to do, I'll die whenever the hell I want!
Whitestorm : When Rainsong was born, Starclan said, "She's too perfect for this world."
Bluestar : Please. When she was born, the Dark Forest said, "Oh, competition."
Lionheart: *running towards Rainsong with open arms*
Rainsong: *moves out of the way*
Lionheart: Hey, why'd you move?!
Rainsong: I thought you were going to attack me.
Lionheart: I was going to hug you!
Rainsong: Why would you hug me?
Lionheart: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!? (just pretend cats can hug :3)
Dustpelt: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Rainsong...
Sandstorm: As you should be.
Dustpelt: No, for real, she's kind of-
Sandstorm: As. You. Should. Be.
Rainsong, to just about any cat: And remember, if I get harsh with you it is only because you're doing it all wrong.
Rainsong: What do you call disobeying the Warrior Code?
Fireheart: A hobby.
Rainsong: *death stares him*
Fireheart: That I do not engage in.
Sandpaw: So what, now I'm just supposed to do everything that Rainsong does? What if they jump off a cliff?
Whitestorm: If Rainsong were to jump off a cliff, she would have done her due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry. So yes, if you see Rainsong jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Sandpaw: You'd jump off a cliff.
Whitestorm: Gladly, provided Rainsong did first.
Whitestorm, holding a rock: Rainsong just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock".
Lionheart: If you don't take her as your mate, I will. (The fluff in this one is unbearable ><)
Bluestar: What's the dumbest thing you believed as a kit?
Rainsong: That nap time was a punishment.
Rainsong: Whitestorm taught me to think before I act.
Rainsong: ...So if I smack the Dark Forest out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.
:D
The news: I'm still writing. YAY