Sky and Twilight: Are Wii gonna have a problem?
Wild: You best Switch up that attitude!
Hyrule and Four: You're planning a dangerous Game-boy!
Time: Don't Nintendo Sixty-force me to use this!
Wind: Guys you better DS-calate this situation or else-
[brutal fighting ensues]
Warriors: [driving the ambulance] Wii U! Wii U! Wii U! Wii U!
[later]
Warriors: [breaking up the fight] NindenDON't take one more step.
Legend: [treating Hyrule's stab wound] You're gonna need a dream Cast for that injury-
Warriors: What?
Legend: Shit wrong company.
~~~
Random group of knights: [making fun of Hyrule for looking 'scruffy']
Sky: [unsheathing his sword] I'd think twice if I were you.
Wild: [cracking his knuckles] You sure you wanna mess with this guy?
Warriors: [crossing his arms] It'll be the biggest mistake of your life.
Hyrule:
Hyrule: [tearing up] Yeah I cry way too easily.
~~~
Warriors: Hey wanna hear a joke?
Four: Shoot.
Warriors: I was walking by a prison the other day and saw a dwarf climbing down the outer wall. But wait, is it ok for me to call him a dwarf? I wouldn't want to be little condescending.
Four: ...
Warriors: You get it?
Four: Ass.
~~~
Legend: Since you keep insisting on raiding dungeons without protection, I got this magic ring for you. It enchants an aura of defence.
Ravio: You know I'm not exactly a jewelry person.
Legend: Fine, you don't have to wear-
Ravio: [putting on the ring] No. I'm going to wear this forever.
~~~
Wind: Us, doing something chaotic? That's ridiculous!
Hyrule: Yeah, we just came down for a glass of milk.
Wild: [entering the room with a Sheikah bazooka] What's up agents of chaos? Got the monster camp obliterator up and ready to-
Wild: [freezing] Good evening Captain.
Warriors: [taking off his eye mask] It's 2 am.
Wild: [backing up] Good morning Captain.
Warriors: Get back here.