(WARNING: if you are a child under 18, don't read this until you hit that age!)
The scene opens to van driving in the street as loud music blasts through it and then Cassi yells,
Cassi: "I LOVE THIS SONG!" ♫YOU WERE A SPICY LITTLE DEMON WITH BLEACH BLONDE HAIR!♫
Loona sits in the passenger seat next to Cassi, looking mildly annoyed at her singing. Moxxie covers his somehow non-existing ears in the back while Millie rolls down her window and smiles.
Cassi: ♫FIEEEEEEDIN' FOR THAT SEMEN WHEN I CAUGHT YOU STARE...♫
They drive right into a parking lot getting ready to park their van.
Cassi: ♫THOOOOUGHT IT MIGHT BE LOVE, BUT YOU WENT-♫
A pink car suddenly parked their space while Cassi panicked and yelled,
Cassi: "Oh, holy shit fu-. Everyone hold on!"
Cassi slams onto the brakes and the van skids to a stop. She turns off the radio and glares at the person in the pink car. She glances at the license plate, which reads "SUCKS-4-LIFE".
Cassi: "Oh, you 'suck for life', do ya?!"
She pulls out a megaphone and yells into it saying,
Cassi: "Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your tits out of my parking spot!"
The passenger steps out of her front car seat with high heels. Cassi lowers the megaphone, shocked.
Cassi: "Oh, shit! Verosika?!"
Verosika blows a bubble of pink gum before it pops.
Verosika: "Cassandra."
Cassi: "I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd. Because, I believe the nearest ocean is-"
Cassi falls and faceplants onto the ground before standing up and yells,
Cassi: "-three Rings DOWN!"
Verosika: "And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the Amber Alerts."
Cassi: "Oh yeah? I can see that your fat ass is out of rehab, still a drunken whore and clutching that beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cocktail in hell!"
Verosika: "They let me off because I'm still famous. And rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups."
Verosika takes a drink from her bottle and wipes her mouth with her thumb.
Verosika: "So, your sister says 'Hi'."
Cassi angrily steps in front of Verosika.
Cassi: "Why are you parkin' here anyway?! This is the ONLY parking spot my company has! So take your tampon race car somewhere else!"
Verosika: "Actually, prick. It has my name on it."
Verosika points down to her name written in purple spray paint by their feet. I.M.P is crossed out on the ground.
Verosika: "I'm doing a bit of freelance for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building..."
Loona: "*watching from the van* No way..."
Verosika: "...and they wanted to have me come in this week to lead their team during spring break."
Cassi: "Wait, a WEEK?! No, no, there is no way you are NOT parking here for a fuckin' week!"
Verosika: "*removes her sunglasses* Awww, you mad, Casandra? You gonna run off, leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room, steal their car and run..."
Cassi and Verosika: "...run three rings to Wrath and max your/MY credit cards on shitty horse riding lessons?!"
Cassi: "God damn it whore, you will not let that go! Just like you never admit you breaking up with me like a stupid bitch!"
Verosika: "Choke on a sandpaper cock."
She flips Cassi off which ticks her off and walks past the van where Loona was ducking from view. Cassi immediately follows her and says,
Cassi: "HOLD ON A MOMENT, you better move that pussy wagon right now or I'll-"
Cassi notices a hellhound behind her who was growling at her saying,
Male hellhound: "You'll what?"
Cassi: "Hey bud, you mind backing up for a moment?"
Male hellhound: "What?"
Cassi: "I'm trying to have a word with your boss, so back off before this gets ugly."
Verosika: "There is nothing to talk about, Casandra."
Cassi: "Yes there is you cheat-!"
Verosika: "Anyway, meet my hellhound, Vortex. Unlike you, he actually does his job well."
Verosika leaves with her bodyguard. She glances over her shoulder as she flips Cassi off saying,
Verosika: "*looking back* Ta-ta, fuck stain."
Cassi: "Ugh, I wasted so much time with a bag of holes like that bitch."
Loona: "*kicks van door open and steps out* You know Verosika Mayday?!"
Cassi: "Huh...? Oh, yeah. Her, yeah. We dated."
Millie: "Was it before or after she became a pop star?"
Moxxie: "*opens the van door and steps out* You dated a pop star?!"
Cassi: "Okay, why are you all acting like that's such a big shock?"
Loona: "Hellooo, it's Verosika Mayday?"
Millie: "It's you?"
Moxxie: "I just... *scratches his head* Is she blind?? Suffering some form of brain damage?"
Cassi: "Look you are making this into a way bigger thing than it needs to be. *under breath* Besides she broke up with me first and never admits it."
Loona: "Huh?"
Moxxie: "Excuse me?"
Millie: "What was that?"
Cassi recollects herself before she tosses the keys to Millie, who gleefully catches them and runs to the driver's side
Cassi: "Look let's just drop it, alright? Millie you find a temporary spot for now. Moxxie, Loona, let's go deal with this shit."
The scene changes to Cassi, Moxxie and Loona stepping out of an elevator. Loona walks nervously forward and asks
Loona: "Do you think they saw me? Fuck! I did my makeup shitty today!"
Cassi smiles at her with shining eyes.
Cassi: "Oh, you look perfect just the way you look, Loonie! Like always~"
Loona narrows her eyes and scowls.
Loona: "Shut UP, mo—"
Cassi looks at her with adoration on her face. Loona catches herself almost referring to Cassi as "mom" and shoves her aside.
Loona: "Urgh! Cassi!"
Loona checks her face in a handheld mirror, stepping over Cassi before accidentally bumping into Vortex. She looks up in embarrassment and said,
Loona: "Oof! Oh. Woah..."
Vortex glances down at Loona. Cassi smiles at Loona before she gasps in shock. Loona blushes and wags her tail. Cassi then moves between Loona and Vortex, her arms out protectively and asks him cautiously,
Cassi; "Hiiii, big man. Where's your bitch bag of an employer?"
Vortex: "She's in her office. There wasn't room on the second floor, so they rented one here on this one. It's cheaper."
Vortex mentions to a nearby room with neon pink hearts over double doors. "V" and "M" are spray-painted on the door windows across from the I.M.P. office room.
Cassi: "Oh, ARE YOU SHITTING ME?!"
Vortex: "*scoffs* Sorry, lady."
Vortex walks away.
Cassi: "*mutters* Oh, no you don't, bitch."
Moxxie: "Ma'am... how about you let me go in and try to reason with her? I don't really listen to what's classified as "pop genre" music, so her status to me is name recognition alone..."
Cassi tunes Moxxie out with a glare.
Moxxie: "...In my opinion, her music is a bit derivative of-"
Cassi: "Moxxie, shut the fuck up and get in there!"
Moxxie: "*heads over to Verosika's office* Alrighty, then."
Moxxie pushes open the doors and goes inside. The silhouettes of Moxxie, Verosika and her gang of demons are seen through the glass window.
Moxxie: "Hello, Miss Verosika, was it? I work for I.M.P, and it is actually rather important for us to retain the singular parking space we were assigned, because-"
Succubus: "*points to Moxxie* Aw, look at the little one. He's got a wittle bow tie!"
Moxxie: "Please don't condescend me, ma'am. I—"
Incubus: "Want a kissy, little guy?"
Moxxie: "A kind offer, but... I'm married."
The gang of demons surround Moxxie.
Verosika: "Hey... why don't you send a little message from me back to your pathetic, weak... boss?"
The demon silhouettes bare their fangs over Moxxie to sexually assault him.
Moxxie: "*screams* Don't touch that!"
Cassi races and presses his hands against the window.
Cassi: "Moxxie, don't let any of those pricks have access to any of your holes!"
Moxxie races back into the hall, panting with his back against the door. He walks past them, battered and shaken with red lipstick kisses all over his face.
Moxxie: "*stuttering and shaken* I... I gotta go lie down... now."
Moxxie falls face-first onto the ground offscreen. Cassi instantly gets pissed off, no one treats Moxxie like a sex toy and gets away with it like that!
Cassi: "Oh, this won't STAND!"
She kicks both doors open, causing Verosika and her gang to notice.
Cassi: "Alright you sluts! THAT IS IT! There is no way you are treating my employees like shit, so I fucking challenging you to a fucking demon duel you bitch!"
Succubus 2: "Is this imp freak starting a demon duel?"
Verosika: "I think she is. What's the game, Cassandra?"
Cassi: "Every year, you STD spreaders go up topside for easy pickin's while spring break is a prime time for crime of all kinds! So I bet... you succu-bitches can't fuck as many people as we can off humans by the end of the day.
The succubi laugh. Cassi glares in determination. They stop laughing.
Verosika: "Oh, you're serious?"
Cassi: "Yes I am, unless you're a fucking coward who can't do their job right."
Verosika: "OH, okay then."
She leans in close to Cassi's face, speaking in a low whisper,
Verosika: "Game on... bitch."
Later at I.M.P Headquarters, Cassi stands in front of the whiteboard. Behind her is an easel with drawings on papers. The other I.M.P members sit at a table and listen.
Cassi: "Alright, shut your assholes! Here's how we're gonna do this shit! First, we find a fuck ton of clients."
The animated drawings on the paper show Cassi, Loona, Millie and Moxxie standing together. A bunch of imps and clients surround them with bags of money.
Cassi: "We portal up."
Doodle Cassi snaps her fingers. The I.M.P figures fall down.
Cassi: "We have our fun murder time as per usual."
The I.M.P doodles kill off human doodles with guns.
Cassi: "We pile all the bodies into a big fuckin' canoe."
The human bodies are tossed into a canoe that reads "S.S. Cum Gutter".
Cassi: "We push said canoe into some water."
Doodle Cassi kicks the canoe full of bodies away from the dock.
Cassi: "We light it on fire to attract the sharks and eagles 'n shit. Maybe a goose, too! Fuck it!"
Animated drawings of sharks, snakes, eagles and creatures eat the bodies set on fire in the canoe. A large octopus chomps the entire ship and the animals.
Cassi: "They come and eat the bodies, we win the bet..."
The I.M.P drawings cheer and the doodle Loona wears a party hat.
Cassi: "We rub it in that sloppy bitch's drunken whore-ass face..."
The I.M.P. members give a Verosika drawing several middle fingers. The Verosika drawing bursts into tears. The scene cuts back to the meeting.
Cassi: "Do you have... any questions?"
Moxxie: "Uh, yeah. Why was that nonsense?"
Cassi: "That wasn't a question."
Moxxie: "That wasn't a plan."
Cassi: "I'm sorry, but that was a flawless presentation of what we should do, Mox. It's not my fault you got a smooth little brain upstairs."
Moxxie: "A what now?"
Cassi: "I'm callin' ya slow, Moxxie. God, why don't you learn to take criticism, you *begins poking Moxxie in the chest* talentless baby dicked troll?!"
Moxxie: "*climbs onto table in anger* Well, why don't you *points at Cassi* take an art class?"
Cassi: "*grabs Moxxie and throws him back in his chair* Why don't you see how EXPENSIVE they are?!"
Before this argument can go, Loona decides to speak up asking,
Loona: "Hey, is there a way I can come with you guys this time?"
Cassi: "Absolutely not, I forbid it. Not gonna happen. Sorry, sweetie. Spring break is no place for young, vulnerable goth girls. You know the kind of FREAKS up there who'd drool all over you!"
Cassi, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona simultaneously break the fourth wall by glaring disapprovingly at the camera.
Loona: "Well, I can blend in with humans easy enough. Just let me tag along."
Cassi: "Wait, can you say that again?"
Loona: "I can... blend in...?"
Loona shrugs as she inquisitively tells Cassi that she can disguise herself.
Millie: "Do you have a human disguise?"
Loona: "Yeah. Don't you?"
The imps nervously look at each other, eyes side to side.
Loona: "You three have been screwing around on Earth this whole fucking time... without human disguises?!"
Cassi: "Okay, time out! I have a new plan!"
Cassi quickly scribbles on a piece of paper and hangs it on the easel. It shows Loona surrounded by humans with hearts around them.
Cassi: "Loonie can help lure the humans to us, and we'll take care of the rest. Okay, how about that?"
Millie: "Flawless logic."
Moxxie: "I think you're missing the biggest issue, ma'am. Isn't it crucial to have a client who demands enough kills to win this bet? We aren't just going up to massacre!"
Cassi: "Oh, I got that covered, Mox."
Later, Cassi puts up a ratty flyer reading "Spring Break Victim, 50% Off!" with drawings of her, a dead victim and horses. She walks to Moxxie saying,
Cassi: "And now... we wait."
Moxxie: "Ma'am... there is no way we are going to get enough clients by the end of the day with one poorly spelled, bad grammar flyer!"
They both look to see demons lining up, looking at the flyer. Cassi grins smugly and elbows Moxxie. She walks toward the other demons asking,
Cassi: "Now, who's first?"
Later in the living world at a beach, people happily walk around, relax and talk. Cassi, Moxxie, Millie and Loona hide behind coral-covered rocks under a dock.
Cassi: "Now, remember, we can't be seen, alright? And loose shots will likely cause a panic, so Loona can help with leading targets to a better spot to off 'em. You got the list, Loonie?"
Loona skims a long list in her hands and gives it a sniff.
Loona: "Got it."
Loona stands up and in a swirling flash of blue light, she transforms into a human version of herself. The imps stare in shock.
Cassi: "Ohhhhh, Loonie, look at you. You look...downright beautiful!"
Loona glares at Cassi and blushes a bit.
Cassi: "I am so proud. Now, fetch!"
Loona peers in front of her, her target humans outlined in red in her vision. Loona smirks and strolls over to a tall man wearing sunglasses. She moves a finger toward his chest and gives him a flirtatious grin. She motions behind her and to a private alleyway. Loona leads him into the alleyway and leans against the wall. The man reaches out to grab her in lust but is shot in the head by Cassi spying on the roof. She gives Loona a thumbs up.
The day continues with the crew killing their targets in different ways, a blonde man runs to her in an alleyway with a hungry lustful look on his face. He is caught in a noose by Cassi. On a rooftop, a brown haired man leans in to kiss Loona, but Millie knocks him off the roof with a kick. The man falls into a dumpster that Moxxie slams shut. Loona walks with a fat man down the sidewalk and a flower pot crashes into his head. Cassi kills a woman with a knife, Millie kills a white haired woman with a spiked baseball bat, another woman gets shot in the head.
Cassi and the gang put the bodies in bloodstained dark trash bags, closing them. In the background, Millie jumps on another body.
Cassi: "Alright, that's nine kills in the bag. I like to see if that bitch can snatch orgasm that many-"
Verosika: "Alright spring breakers!"
On a stage in the distance, the platform lifts a person up. Verosika can be seen walking out of the smoke to reveal she's in her human form.
Verosika: "Y'all ready to get fucked up and make some BITCHIN' BAD CHOICES?!"
The audience cheers. A fan boy rips his shirt that has her name written on his chest.
Fan boy: "Verosika!"
Verosika: "This is your final boarding call. All aboard~"
Verosika launches into "Vacay to Bonetown". "Fuck you Cassandra" appears on the screens. Cassi sees this and growls like a rabid animal, foaming at the mouth.
Verosika: ♫Pack your bags. Sun's out. Take a vacay, babe. Take it straight to bone town.♫
The humans make out with others around them, they kiss, hug, and grind on each other. A disguised Succubus shows a human a popsicle with semen-like saliva on it as several other succubi and incubi grin and sneak up on the humans as Verosika continues singing.
Verosika: ♫V-time, free time, baby, relax. Self-care, no hair, Brazilian wax. Hornt up succu-bus to the beach. Catch some rays while catching some D.♫
Cassi: "God DAMMIT! That bitch started her goadish mating call! Now, she's gonna win all these sex maniacs! We gotta pick things up, guys!"
A vomiting blonde man is seen next to her. Cassi looks at Loona and asks her,
Cassi: "*points to vomiting man* He on the list, Loonie?"
Loona: "Huh? Yeah... I- I think so."
A distracted Loona looks at Vortex guarding the stage in his human form.
Cassi: "Good!"
Cassi takes out a red and black axe.
Blonde man: "Oh, whoa! What are you? A leprechaun? *laughs*"
Cassi: "Yeah... pretty cool, huh?"
Cassi cleaves his head in half with the axe.
Cassi: "But you sure as shit ain't gonna tell nobody! Alright, next one Loonie, c'mon! Loonie? Wait, where--...?"
Cassi glances around to find Loona nowhere in sight. She panics, tears in her eyes and yells while looking around panicking,
Cassi: "Wha-- Wha-- Wh-- WHERE'S MY BABYYYYYY?!?!"
Millie: "*Points to the stage* Look!"
Loona is seen walking towards Vortex. Cassi notices and her motherly dread quickly turns to seething anger.
Loona checks her makeup as two men French kissing fall to the ground at her feet, and someone offscreen throws their bikini top which lands on Loona's head.
The fanboy runs toward Verosika on stage as she sings the next chorus in "Vacay to Bonetown" but Vortex notices and punches him into the ground, head first. He drags the man away in the distance. Loona walks over toward Vortex, avoiding a French-kissing couple and tossing aside a bra, but is stopped by Josh, who smirks at her, eyebrows raised. She backhands him hard.
Verosika: "Now, who wants a piece of this?!"
Verosika tosses her Beelzejuice bottle into the ocean, creating a golden spillage. A catfish appears, which rapidly grows into a monster.
Loona walks over nervously toward Vortex and said,
Loona: "Heyyyy... you...!"
Vortex: "Oh, hey. You're the hound workin' for my boss's freaky ex."
Loona: "Yeah. *chuckles* Sorry if that's weird."
Vortex: "It's cool. Her beef ain't mine. I'm not paid enough to care."
Loona: "*nervously* Yeah! Yeah. I'm Loona!"
Vortex: "Okay. *mimics her nervous tone and smile* I'm Vortex! Hehehe"
Loona: "That's hot... I mean, like, literally, y'know, 'cause vortexes... y'know, they give off heat. Probably. Right? *bites lip nervously*"
Vortex: "Uh, yeah. *chuckles* I guess, but my friends call me Tex."
Loona: "Oh, yeah? I wish I had friends. *chuckles nervously* I mean... No, I mean, I don't... I... I don't have friends."
Cassi arrives out of nowhere and stands between them saying,
Cassi: "Am I... interrupting something?"
Vortex: "Nah, lady. Just having a conversation."
Cassi: "*pokes Vortex* Oh sure it does because you know, 'Conversation' leads to HPV!"
Moxxie and Millie hide behind metal barrels watching this drama go down.
Moxxie: "And... we've lost her. *sighs* It's looking like it's up to us handle this list."
Millie: "Hell yeah! Team M and M, gettin' shit done, makin' the moneys!"
Moxxie and Millie run off in the sunset and kill more people starting with the ice cream shop before jumping over the rooftop to kill some more.
Back to Loona, she get upset as says to Cassi,
Loona: "Cassi, get the fuck out of here! You're gonna get us all into shit!"
Cassi: "Well I just wanted to see what was so important that you'd be distracted from your job."
Loona: "What, I can't have a break?"
Cassi: "We have a bet here on the line!"
Vortex: "Hey, dude. Why don't you chill out?"
Cassi: "Why don't you stay out of it?! Okay, this is our business!"
Cassi holds up a drawing with her tail that shows a diagram of herself killing a human equaling money and earning money equaling a horse.
Cassi: "Literally!"
Loona: "*groans in frustration, fixes bangs* Fuck, Cassi! Why can't you stay out of my face for, like, five minutes?!"
Cassi: "Because, I adopted you and I am your mother! That should mean something, right?!"
Loona: "Oh, what does it matter?! You're not my real mom! I was a kid back then!"
Cassi: "Well as your mother I forbided you to date anyone, especially when they are working for my EX! So it still counts because I helped right?!"
Loona: "Well, it shouldn't! I didn't need you then, asshole! I don't, now!"
Loona turned her back on Cassi and she looked back heartbroken about what her daughter said.
Meanwhile, Millie and Moxxie hides behind a table with steel barrels of beer. Millie loads a crossbow for Moxxie to take it. He peeks over and prepares to shoot when a human man comes over and throws the beer can down.
Skool: Wooo! Yeah! Party! Let's do thiiiss!
Skool knocks the cans aside, sending Moxxie and Millie into the air. Moxxie lands in front of dozens of people. A woman points at Moxxie in disgust.
Woman: "Eggggh! Oh my god, it's a fucking possum!"
Moxxie: "Oh, crumbs!"
Moxxie tries to get away, but one of the partygoers catches him by the tail.
Skool: "I got it!"
Skool picks up Moxxie and shoves him into a barrel of beer. The group cheer about "beer possum" as they take turns volleying the barrel away. Moxxie drinks the beer inside and gets drunk.
Skool: "*off-screen* Beer possum! Beer possum!"
Partygoer: "*off-screen* Get ready to get fucked up!"
Partygoer: "*off-screen* Ready to get fuuucked!"
Back with Loona and Cassi, she tries to say something to the upset Cassi, who crosses her arms with tears peaking out her eyes.
Loona: "Uh... Cassi... I'm-"
Cassi: "*wipes eyes* Enjoy your break, Loona. I'm gonna go kill something and you would not care, right?!"
Loona: "Ugggh..."
Vortex: "Damn, girl. That was savage. *places a comforting hand on her shoulder* You okay?"
Loona: "*blushes* Yeah, I'm fine. She'll get over it. She always does."
Vortex: "*chuckles* I'm glad you could stick up for yourself, at least. Mmm! Takes guts."
Loona: "Thanks."
On the other side of the beach, Millie runs behind a few stacks of beer kegs toward a wobbling barrel. She opens it and the barrel tips over. Moxxie burps as the beer spills out onto the ground.
Millie: "Moxxie!"
Moxxie: "*drunk* Millieee! Hiiii! Hey. Hey, when did you get four heads? I wanna kiss 'em. *Makes smooching noises*"
Millie picks up the drunken Moxxie. The fish monster emerges from the ocean. The humans and the succubus saw the monster. The monster crushes a relaxing human, sending blood everywhere. The humans scream and run away. Cassi looks at the monster as she finishes choking another man. The fish monster roars.
Moxxie: "*drunk* Ooooh! Fish."
The monster wraps its tongue around Moxxie, pulls him closer and closes its mouth.
Moxxie: "*drunk* Hehehe... Weeeeee..."
Millie spots a spring breaker with a cocktail and kills him with a knife. She lights a cloth on fire and tosses a Molotov cocktail at the fish. The fish loses balance and falls down. Millie rushes into the ocean and slices up the fish's body with her knife. She pries open the monster's mouth, seeing Moxxie punching the monster's uvula. She reaches out her hand toward Moxxie, who briefly gives her a high five. She grabs hold of him and slices the tongue, freeing both of them. Moxxie smiles, closes his eyes and spreads his arms as he flies. He lands into Cassi's arms. A human man celebrates after avoiding getting hit from the tongue, but Cassi kills him with her flintlock out of annoyance. Moxxie laughs hysterically.
Inside of the monster's mouth, Millie punches the tongue as the monster spits her out as Millie starts wrestling with it.
Moxxie: "I love that woman~ *His tail makes a heart shape*"
Cassi: "Oh, I bet she totally pegs you, doesn't she?"
Millie leaps into the air with her knife and lands inside the monster. She slices off his stomach from the inside before tiredly making her way back to shore.
Cassi: "Ohhhh, yeah, way to gut that fish out, Mils!"
Millie: "Is Mox okay?"
Cassi: "Oh, yeah. He's fine."
Millie holds Moxxie in her arms as Moxxie grins with a doped expression.
Moxxie: "*drunken* Thiiiis is funny. I'm sooooo... drinky."
Millie hugs Moxxie, happily laughing.
Cassi: "Ooookay, this is not over guys we still have to beat-"
Verosika: "Cassandra."
Cassi: "Oh, fucking perfect. That must be the whores!"
Verosika: "That was handled rather... obvious... Don't you think?"
Millie: "I don't think this belonged to any of us."
Millie tosses the flask back to Verosika, who catches it, then drop-passes it to a short succubus.
Millie: "Would be a shame if anyone found out you guys were behind a giant monster fish in the human world."
Moxxie: "*laughs* Oh, Satan! You're gonna be so... FUUUUCKED! *continues laughing drunkenly*"
Verosika: "Yeah, well... you three nasty-ass gremlins will be in shit for not being in disguises!"
Moxxie: "*faceplants into the sand* A human called me a possum. I am not a *faceplants again* possum!"
Cassi: "Y'know, we could keep this little B-movie scene on the down low if you agree to let us use that parking space."
Verosika: "...Fine."
Cassi: "WE FUCKIN' WOOOOOOON!!! *laughs triumphantly*"
Millie: "Fuck YEAH!"
Cassi: "IN YOUR FACE, BIIIITCH!"
Verosika: "*scoffs* Come on, let's get out of here. Tex!"
Vortex: "Well... guess it's time to bounce. But, hey, if you're ever down to party, I'll give you a ring sometime."
Loona: "Really? I mean, heh...yeah. Yeah."
Vortex: "Yeah! My girlfriend throws a ton of crazy hound parties."
As Vortex mentions his girlfriend, Loona's expression shifts into dejection and said,
Loona: "*dejected* Nice. Can't wait for my first one."
Vortex: "*chuckles* Let's get you some friends, girl."
Vortex gives her a playful punch before following Verosika. Loona looks downcast at seeing Vortex leave and being reminded of her confrontation with Cassi as well as the reveal her crush already has a partner.
Cassi looks behind to see her daughter looking upset and thinks to her for a moment before smiling and walking up Loona and said,
Cassi: "Hey."
Loona looks at Cassi, seeing that she calmed down and tried talking to her again saying,
Loona: "Look, Cassi, I'm sorry that I said-"
She was cut off when Cassi suddenly pulled her into a hug.
Cassi: "No Loonie, I'm sorry for not listening right. I was wrong. And I know I'm not really your real mother I just- *deep breath before releasing it* I just don't want you to make mistakes just like I did."
Loona was a bit taken aback about it, but she smiles softly as she hugs Cassi back and said,
Loona: "I'm really sorry, mom."
Cassi is shocked at this and smiles tearfully then said,
Cassi: "Don't worry about it, alright? How about a horror movie marathon along with nice warm meals when we get back, huh?"
Loona: "Sounds great."
They both walk back to the portal and hop in as Verosika and her crew leave the beach. Cassi jumps up and mockingly flips the double bird through the portal, making Verosika growl in anger and her eye twitch.
Verosika and her gang huddle together in fear as the police, a clown, and a mine robot surround them, guns pointed.
Police: "PUT YOUR HANDS UP, YOU SICK DEVIANTS!"
Verosika: "Alright, sluts. *raises her hands in the air in defeat and dismay* Get ready to suck a lot of pig dick."
Her gang all sigh and groan in disgust as they raise their hands in defeat.
(A/n: ep 2 is done, be ready for the next episode soon! I hope you liked that little sweet mom and daughter moment between Cassi and Loona.)