earths greatest and stupidest heroes
Iced Americano:
Ok team, today is the day!
wing guy:
jesus christ cap it is way too early for whatever this is going to be
nat:
shut up sam
you have no idea how much i need this
Iced Americano:
As we all know, today is the day
too fast:
actually no
we have no idea what this is about
Iced Americano:
The day we meet Peter
wing guy:
who the fuck is peter?
Iced Americano:
Language!
Anyway, today is the most important thing we will ever have to do in our hopefully long lifetimes
Mischief Managed:
speak for yourself peasant
i just bought a pet llama last week so you can take your pep talk and shove it where even Heimdal can't see it
Thor Odinson:
Please ignore my brother
His newly acquired llama seems to have a nasty habit of spitting on him when he's asleep
Mischief Managed:
DONT YOU DARE SPEAK ILL OF PEDRO
he's only checking if i'm still alive
better then whatever you did
Iced Americano:
Uhhh ok, moving on
We must be vigilant on how we act from today onwards
guy in the vent:
what if he hates us????
what if he realises that we're actually really uncool??????
has anyone considered the fact that we are the most dysfunctional group of humans and some non-humans to ever exist????
but on a totally different topic we should totally start a band
nat:
clint you're losing it
take five and come back with a clear head
you can't keep suggesting to form a band every time you freak out
metal arm:
yeah cause who would the lead singer be anyway?
none of us can hold a tune
and what would a band be without a singer?
guy with the wings:
ok this conversation is making less and less sense
someone explain
hermione granger:
sam we all know that none of them are going to explain anything
they're being dickheads
Iced Americano:
Language!
Tin Can:
Ok guys I'm here
Is anybody else freaking out?
too fast:
about the fact that we are being repeatedly ignored making me wonder if whatever this is, is actually illegal
Thor Odinson:
Captain America doing something illegal so passionately seems not right
wing guy:
however nat? doing something illegal? that seems perfectly on brand
nat:
I SEE YOUR MESSAGES SAM
YOU BETTER RUN
Tin Can:
guys?
is freaking out on the table?
guy in the vent:
well i was
and then i was forced to calm down
Tin Can:
did you bring up the band?
guy in the vent:
... yeah
and then nat shot me down
metal arm:
well she's just salty cause we didn't make her lead singer
nat:
I SEE YOUR MESSAGES TOO BUCKY AND I WOULD START RUNNING AS WELL
and anyway i don't understand why you guys are freaking out?
we already decided that we wouldn't make contact
or at least for a while
right guys????
Tin Can:
...
guy in the vent:
...
Iced Americano:
...
metal arm:
...
hermione:
is anybody else getting more and more concerned by all these conversations?
too fast:
yup
Mischief Managed:
honestly, i don't care
Thor Odinson:
he means yes
nat:
guys we know this is how it has to be
Tin Can:
Yeah we know Nat
but...
what if we meet him?
you know by accident?
Iced Americano:
Everyone knows you don't do anything on purpose Tony
guy in the vent:
ok but what about hypothetically...
Tin Can:
Yeah what if we just run into him?
I need to make a good impression
metal arm:
I think we all do
He's our little ball of sunshine, we can't scare him off
Mischief Managed:
wait are they talking about a dog?
too fast:
maybe?
nat:
yeah yeah yeah
plus i kinda just wanna give him a hug
you know after all the stabbings and stuff
hermione granger:
ok so maybe not a dog?
Mischief Managed:
i mean as sad as it is, dogs can get stabbed
Tin Can:
plus i really want to blow up stuff with him
you know pass down some of my wisdom
none of you weirdos want to join me anyway
wing guy:
ok so probably not a dog
Mischief Managed:
well it still could be
wing guy:
i don't know what crazy dogs you have
but down here our dogs don't help blow things up
Iced Americano:
Don't worry Tony
I think it will all be fine
He's still willingly texting us
and Stephen mentioned that he loves Tony Stark
Tin Can:
Well who doesn't
nat:
either way it's only his first day tomorrow
so it doesn't really matter, cause we probably won't see him
and when we do we WILL make a good impression
I wouldn't worry too much
Tin Can:
BUT WHAT IF WE DONT
nat:
PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER TONY
WE'RE THE GODDAMN AVENGERS
Iced Americano:
Language!
nat:
we handled Loki and his crazy
I'm pretty sure we can handle befriending someone
Mischief Managed:
so it's a person
tin can:
Ok ok ok
It'll be fine
He'll like us
We're cool
yeah
guy in vent:
hell yeah we are
but you know what
we'd be cooler if we were also a band
everyone:
WE ARE NOT FORMING A BAND CLINT