Heather: care to explain this Geoff?
Heather:
Heather: that's a list of all gop president candidates btw
Heather: for AMERICA.
Geoff: This is just one step closer to make America great again 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🦫🦫🦫
Noah: that's not the American flag
Noah: nor the animal
Bridgette: Geoffrey!
Bridgette: I thought you were just joking when you told me that!
Geoff: an american never lies 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🦫🦫🦫🦫🇨🇦🦫🦫🇨🇦
Heather: again with the wrong emojis
Gwen: but Geoff you're not even american
Bridgette: yeah you're CANADIAN.
Geoff: but I am! I decided I'm now transamerican 🏳️⚧️🇨🇦
Harold: Geoff that's Canada's flag actually
Harold: and you can't be transamerican since that's not a thing gosh!
Geoff: but it is! I saw a girl who identified as Korean
Duncan: north Korean? HAHAHAHAHAHA
Heather: go back to retardland
Leshawna: the slur is crazy 💀
Duncan: YOU go back to RETARDLAND! YOU BITCH
Bridgette: okay so... Back to the topic
Bridgette: I can't believe I'm gonna say this
Courtney: Geoff you're american fishing
Heather: in my times it used to be asian fishing 💀
Geoff: im not American shitting?? I'm getting an DNA transplant 🎀🎀🎀🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🦫🦫🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️
Trent: /j right?
Geoff: ...
Trent: /J RIGHT??
Geoff: 💋
Noah: wait a second
Eva: Is that Izzy's hair? Bottom right.
Izzy: We need YOU!! JOIN THE ARMY!!
Noah: Izzy you aren't american
Cody: they're a leprechaun BAHAHAHAHAB
Harold: not every redhead is a leprechaun cody
Harold: you are offending us by assuming that, leprechauns are mythical creatures that do not exist!
Cody: like your rizz
Harold: MY RIZZ DOES EXIST GOSH
Cody: being a simp is not rizz Harold 😔
Owen: then u don't have any rizz Cody...
Cody: HOW DARE YOU!! THAT'S NOT VERY SKIBIDI SIGMA POMNI OF YOU OWEN.
Owen: not very what? Sorry I don't speak YouTube shorts, buddy!
Trent: dayum
Trent: he ate the whole American States
Gwen: LMAOOKSKO HEÑPSJ
Justin: that's my ugly pookie
Justin: and Cody, I can help you with your rizz
Justin: I'm the ultimate rizzler after all
Courtney: you're not actually
Courtney: I am
Justin: lies, I've pulled the most people in total drama
Courtney: you only made them attracted to you, I've DATED the most
Heather: I'm a pretty good "rizzler" too
Gwen: babe your rizz is actually manipulation not rizz
Alejandro: im the ultimate rizzler ❤️🔥 ❤️🔥
Gwen: the same goes for you
Cody: FINE who needs rizz when you have such skibidi sigma alpha skillksnmmmm!??!???!?!)
DJ: are you guys okay? I think brainrot is really getting to you all..
Lindsay: mii brin s a floper!
Ezekiel: homies I just read the whole thing and honestly I think Izzy and Geoff should quit, ey!
Ezekiel: have we not learnt anything about the Danganronpa incident on Russia, eh??
Ezekiel: they banned a fictional character from Russia!!
Geoff: but we are not fictional characters?? I'm just trying to make a better living to my lil family 😔😔😔😭😭🇨🇦🦫
Geoff: my husbands and our pet, Harold
Geoff: Dunki likes to play with the pet, so cute 🥺🥰
Harold: dont include me in your fucked up definition of family!
Duncan: show a little gratitude to Geoff, he decided to include you
Harold: I'm sure you were the one who wanted me in! GOSH!
Duncan: why would I want some nerd freak bitchless in???
Harold: because you're obsessed with me????
Tyler: even I can feel the sexual tension here..
Lindsay: DATR TIMP!!!
Lindsay: Il steñt up a dtge for dunko 7w7 and. God!!
Beth: I think it's better a double date linds..
Lindsay: ko!! Donut 7w7 adn God a truplr dat ite us!
DJ: I don't like where this is going..
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I'm SO back! Sorry for disappearing for so long, I had a lot going on and I kinda left 抖阴社区 aside.. but now I'm back! I re read this fic and got inspired (by myself lmao xd) as promised, I won't go anywhere until we've reached 100 chapters!!
Okay now let's catch up, how are you all? :D