(C2BC Fankids AU)
Switch (Jesterglitch fankid): Can I tell you a joke?
Glitchy: No you cannot tell me a joke.
Switch: Please...
Glitchy: I am tired...
Switch: PLEASE...
Glitchy: I'M TRYING TO COOK..
Glitchy: You know what, if the joke isn't funny, I'm hitting you in the head with a pan.
Switch: Deal.
Glitchy: Go.
Switch: Why is dark spelled with a K and not a C?
Glitchy: Why.
Switch: Because you can't C in the dark! Get it? :)
Glitchy: .......
Glitchy: *bonks Switch with a pan*
Switch: AH-