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~abnormal~

By strangerpluto

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Why are you still reading these? (Intro thing)
Im canada trash #1
Happy internet friend day!!
@alex
My new slogan
trEND IT
Alex is a spife
Lol i win
Help me spam dan pls
What is sleep even?
Sleep? LMAO FUCK THAT
I might actually sleep now
IM GONNA CRY THIS IS SO SWEET WHATS HAPPENING I CANT
ALL THE CANADA!!!1!11!!!
Awkward stories that im gonna regret telling
New story
uM WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
Sometimes #5
This makes me happy
I'm really bad at big decisions, can i just run away from my problems forever?
Robin wyd
Im p happy considering the fact that i have to go to prison 5 days a week
Maturity level: -69
:)
Emotional confessions thing
MY LITERAL CAUSE OF DEATH IM HYPERVENTILATING HELP ME
oh pHUCK
Im bored
Sometimes #6
I update this book a shit tone
Pros and cons of marrying me
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Things that are p much keeping me alive rn
Im more excited for my frens bday than she is
I'm so happy
Im about to rant all over the place about shit no one gives a fuck about
OTP
Jordan wyd
Random shit i forgot about
Wish me luck :)
I'm sorry for being a bad fren :(
245 notifications later...
Life update :)
Little things that make me happy
@ Charlie
its 2 am what am i doing
shook
sometimes #7
random string of words
DEAD
tag
hair (nd 2 selfies bc im a typical egocentric needy attention whore plz love me)
whOOps
H O L Y F U C K
I've literally never had that much fun in my life
and the award for fail of the year goes to...
I HAVE NO HAIR
just felt you should know
just in case you thought i was doing smt productive
ugggh
lets just pretend this is an actual title
what am I doing with my life?
um wut?
halloween has me so pumped
how to know you're a mess
update
pArTy TiMe!!1!!1!!11!
get your facts straight
i-i-i-i
i feel miserable :)
fuuuuck
halloween
i look like a racoon
what is wrong with me
@jordan
please frens
I THINK I FIGURED OUT HOW TO FASHION¿
to all my 'murican friends
lmao this is actually not a joke
@america is this a joke
IM FUCKING ANGRY AND I WILL STAY ANGRY FOR THE NEXT 4 YEARS
my sister is such a dweeb i love her
things that give me anxiety
wh00ps
im crying
why am i like this
@jett
the misadventures of my poor head
*screams out of frustration*
possibly my favourite song
whoops this is late
new username
:(
ITS FUCKING CHRISTMAS BITCHES
stranger squad
somEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
lol guys i fucked up
please frens
STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING
THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH ILY
im happy :)
heyheyhey
spon
GUYS
@jordan
FUCKING HELL
why can't i do this when it's actually useful
what's your song?
not actual indirects but wtv
jordan
charlie
wELL F U C K
i want to do this so bad :(
IT FUCKING HAPPENED OMFG IT HAPPENED
pinof screenshots (sorry im late)
pinof screenshots part 2
update
christmas just got ten million times better
nutcracker survival guide
i lied :)
nutcracker is over and so am I
my love for cookies is too much
:(
me after 20 minutes of studying
@ history
does someone have any motivation i can borrow?
convo with my dad
please
probably the dumbest thing ive ever said
!!!
MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS
one more thing
if anyone is awake please help
please help part 2
wtv
i might make horrible decisions but at least i go through with them
im sorry but wHAT THE FUCK
the side effects of sleep deprivation // part 1
the side effects of sleep deprivation // part 2
the side effects of sleep deprivation // part 3
the side effects of sleep deprivation // part 4
the side effects of sleep deprivation // part 5
the side effects of sleep deprivation // part 6
the side effects of sleep deprivation // part 7
the side effects of sleep deprivation // part 8
the side effects of sleep deprivation // part 9
the side effects of sleep deprivation // part 10
whoops i kind of fell off the face of the earth for a bit sorry
art book entry!
im about to promise smt i probably wont commit to but wtv I'll try anyway
snapchat user
my cat is an ass hole
imagine hating your kid this much
the 2017 tagâ„¢ (ohmygod im actually doing a tag its a miracle)
i honestly just want to be nocturnal
i made a pun and idk whether to be proud or ashamed
this one is really cheesy
i think I've told this one before but..
what am i doing with my life
i should stop
that last one was so bad im cringing
i lied, its not over
im actually done now i swear
here we go
shit it was a screenshot
ugh
WE HAVE A NEW VISITOR!!!! :)))
FFS AHHH
lmao im not going to this hairdresser again
also
im so emotional
logic
sorry i disappeared
im baaack
HEYYYYY
i hate my uterus, it hurts a lot
also
so about the craft video...
💃
help im so obsessive and indecisive sAvE mE
@spife
ok i need the opinion of someone wHO CAN SEE COLOUR
LOL HAHAH FML WHY DO I THIS TO MYSELF
BITCH WTF
im still shook
ffs
uM
yes, this is about Dan Howell again
FUCK I SWEAR I WAS GOING TO SLEEP BUT THEN DAN DID A THING AGAIN
if you think this one won't be about dan, you're wrong
oh my goodness this one is not about dan
IS THIS REAL LIFE
:)))
what am i doing, why am i not sleeping
dan and phil are moving out
hshdgdhk
also,
crying about two grown men at 11pm :)

(i have no)life update!

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By strangerpluto

before reading please take into account that my keyboard is absolute crap, so mind the typos

yo guys im sorry for disappearing, i have a legitimate reason this time tho, i broke my phone and i dont really have time to use my computer. also my computer is ancient and ckecking my notifs is a pain in the ass so i probably wont be doing that until i fix my phone or get another one :/

(side note: i forgot how to type on a keyboard and i also never realized how much i need auto correct holy fuck)

anyways so other than that, i've been doing horribly at school, im gonna probably fail everything, im getting sick a lot, but on the bright side my school has been closed since monday :))) i mean,, it kinda sucks bc the reason for the closure is nearby flooding, which is crappy for the ppl who live near the flood, but it doesn't affect me and i've had the week off so far so that's bittersweet. oh and i've been getting a lot better at the uke and i know a lot of songs which is cool. im still debating on whether or not i should post covers. i want to but if someone in my class found my channel i would implode out of sheer embarrassment and anxiety. i also dont have anything to film with but that's a minor setback because i could find smt. i just reeeaaaally don't want my classmates seeing it :/ also, i was thinking of what i would name my channel if i made one and i had a brilliant idea: ukulady. i thought of it bc that's how my younger cousin pronounces "ukulele" and its super cute. BUT i looked it up and some kid's entertainer already has that name and im annoyed at her. anyways idk what im gonna do, i'll just keep practising for now because im an anxious wimp wtv.

ok im gonna go to sleep now bc it's nearly 1:30 am. i'll try to come back when i can, but idk when that'll be. goodnight, ily guys sm, i've missed you, i hope everyone is aliright & i'll talk to you guys later <3

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