Let's just say I know nothing about weddings.
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Oh yeah, before the chapter starts, I have to show you guys the stuff that the wedding planners came up with.
Because they're all so great.
Thats the cake
Thats the bouqet
Those are the rings
Thats some table decoration stuff
And that's Micah's dress
They came up with much more, but I can't put everything in sadly.
ALSO WE BANNED HOTDOGS
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Tater: *eating cereal* Who knew making a book where you practically torture a group of teens would result in so many weddings?
Buttons: *just trying to get water* It's seven in the morn-
Micah: *yeets herself down the stairs* IM GETTING MARRIED TODAY IM GETTING MARRIED OH MY GOD DID YOU KNOW THAT IM GETTING MARRIED?!
Tater: *faceplants into the cereal*
Hope: *walking down the stairs like a normal person* Its seven am why is someone screaming?
Micah: IM GETTING MARRIED
Hope: Oh.
Tater: And I don't even know what weddings are like.
Micah: WHAT?!
Hope: But you've been to at least one-
Tater: And I was too nervous about the fact I was filming to remember what happens at a wedding.
Hope: How long have you been awake?
Micah: *I guess she's excited or something* SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAKKKKKKKKKKK
Tater: Let's just magically skip to like eight or something
Hope: What-
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Grace: Okay, so-
Tater: That was a fast time skip.
Grace: ...what?
Tater: *shrugs*
Grace: Whatever. Guys, this is Micah's special day, and we have to make it the best day that we can. Also, if we don't try our best, I'm pretty sure Micah'll get mad and unleash the demon and ghost boy...
Micah: I mean, true.
Applez: CAN I GO GET RANDOM PEOPLE TO BE AT THE WEDDING?!
Grace: Yeah, you're much better at that than Skye.
Skye: *glares at Tater* It's not my fault everyone got arrested.
Grace: Ally and I will help Micah get ready. Shay, can you Skye take care of the food?
Shay: Yep!
Skye: Can Race-
Grace: No, Race cant help.
Skye: Fine.
Grace: Hayden, can you make sure the newsies get ready?
Hayden: Aye aye cap'n
Grace: Kiera, you're scary enough to make sure Tyler doesn't do something stupid and get himself killed. So, you make sure Tyler doesn't die. Specifically, make sure he doesn't get stabbed or impaled by glass coming from that window. *points to a window on the other side of the room*
Tater: Actually, its that one *points at the window behind Grace*
Ally: I'm confused, but I'm not gonna question it.
Grace: What the- nevermind. Tater, you set up everything at the theatre.
Tater: Do you really think no ones gonna suffer if I'm gone?
Grace: ...Just go.
Tater: *shrugs* Sure. But if Ben suddenly gets a panic attack, don't blame me.
Hope: WHAT?!
Grace: Hope, you go with Tater to make sure they don't set up some trap or something.
Tater: *crosses off something from a list* Damnit
Hope: YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME WORK WITH A MURDERER?!
Tater: You do realize you and Ben are the only ones who are actually safe? Well, Ben, kinda.
Hope: I- what?
Tater: UNIMPORTANT! *grabs Hope's hand* TO THE AUGUST WILSON THEATRE WE GOOOOOO
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Tater: *grabs the magic sprinkles* Forgot we need these to teleport. NOW WE GOOOOOOOOO
Shay: Wtf
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Grace: *knocks on Micah's bedroom door* Micah you-
Micah: *kicks down the door, knocking Grace over in the process* *already in her wedding dress* ITS MY WEDDING DAYYYYYYY
Grace: Oh, wow, you're already ready.
Ally: *helps Grace up* Do you have absolutely everything ready?
Micah: Yep!
Grace: Your wedding vows?
Micah: Yeah- Oh shoot I forgot.
Ally: *facepalms*
Grace: HOW DID YOU FORGET?!
Micah: WELL IM SORRY IM NOT AS ORGANIZED AS YOU
Ally: *pulls up some vows thing online* And this is why the internet exists.
Micah: But it has to be special because Tyler.
Grace: Well you should have-
Micah: I love Tyler.
Ally: *sarcastically* Wow.
Grace: *also sarcastically* That's news.
Micah: HEY BE NICE ITS MY WEDDING DAY
Grace: *sighs because she's tired of this already*
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Shay: Alright, what do we have to cook?
Skye: Well, I already made the cake last night, so we just have to make the other food.
Shay: Cool. What food is it exactly?
Skye: *takes out a list Grace gave her* This.
Shay: *Reads it* Mac and cheese is on there. I can cook that.
Skye: Okay, I'll start working on the other things.
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Hayden: *holding some somewhat fancy clothes* Just put it on!
Sniper: *sitting on the floor being grumpy and stupid* No.
Smalls: Snipe I put on a dress for the wedding, you can put on some jeans and a shirt.
Sniper: *shakes his head* No.
Hayden: Pretty please with a cherry on top?
Sniper: Ew cherries.
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Tyler: *wearing a suit* This feels... weird.
Kiera: I don't care.
Tyler: Umm... what do I do now?
Kiera: Not die.
Tyler: Why would I die? *starts walking close to the window*
Kiera: GET AWAY FROM THE WINDOW
Tyler: Why?
Kiera: I dunno Grace just told me to keep you away from it.
Tyler: Oh.
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Tater: *setting the table like a pro cause my sister never helps me and then takes all the credit and then my mom thinks my sister did it all and I did nothing and gets mad at me and I'll shut up now*
Hope: So-
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We interrupt this beautifully written chapter with teens screaming because they're being tortured.
But guess what?
They're not being tortured, they just found out that if they vape, they can be inhaling toxic chemicals like nicotine.
God I hate the vaping ads, they give me nightmares.
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Hope: So, this is where the reception is at?
Tater: Yep. The ceremony is gonna be inside the actual theatre.
Hope: Wow, how did you guys manage to- we're not allowed to be in here are we?
Tater: Actually, Ally got us the keys- yeah probably.
Hope: *facepalms*
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Applez: *walks up to someone who's wearing a mask but six feet away* Hi, do you want to come to my friend's wedding?
Stranger: ...Why?
Applez: She's getting married, and we don't really have many people coming. I think she would really appreciate it.
Stranger: But, it's not safe to be indoors with large groups right now.
Applez: Yes, but, my other friend has taken care of that. Trust me, you'll be okay. But only in there, once you leave, you still have to wear a mask and social distance.
Stranger: Okay, I'll think about it.
Applez: Thanks! Stay safe! *walks away* *spots a special person* *walks up to him (still six feet away because social distancing)* Hello!
Special Person: Hello?
Applez: So, my friend is getting married, and she really likes musical theatre.
Special Person: Really? That's great! Tell her I say congratulations.
Applez: But the thing is, I kinda maybe forgot to get her a wedding gift. So, could you come? It's safe, I promise.
Special Person: I don't know, its not safe to hold gatherings right now.
Applez: Josh, Ben, and Sky are gonna be there.
Special Person: I'm not falling for that.
Applez: What?
Special Person: Do you know how many people have sent us dms saying they know where Josh, Ben, and Sky are?
Applez: Just, trust me. And I'm not secretly like some poorer version of myself who found a lamp in a weird cave.
Special Person: *smiles* Aladdin fan, huh?
Applez: No, but one of my friends is. And that friend is kinda scary, and they might murder you if you don't come, so, like, be there! It's at the August Wilson Theatre! *runs away*
Special Person: ...What?
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Hayden: *has somehow gotten all the newsies to wear something formal*
Grace: *still trying to get Micah to stop panicking over not writing her vows* Wow, you're already finished?
Hayden: Yep, Sniper was the only one who didn't want to wear formal clothes.
Grace: Oh, that's good.
Micah: *practically dying*
Ally: JUST CHOOSE ONE OF THE ONES I FOUND
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Tater and Hope: *have set up everything*
Tater: Well, let's just hope the balloons actually fall from the ceiling.
Hope: What?
Tater: *points to the ceiling, where there's like balloons that'll fall when you pull a string*
Hope: Are those... knives tied to the balloons?
Tater: What? AHAHAHHAHAHHAHA NOPE DEFINETLY NOT
Hope: Ugh, now I have to... *mumbles everything else*
Tater: *puts poiso- I mean, some alcoholic thing into the fruit punch* Thank you fake knives.
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Shay and Skye: *carrying a bunch of food through the portal*
Tater: Are you sure it's not poisoned?
Shay: *nearly drops everything* YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST SAID HELLO
Tater: Is it though?
Skye: Why would it be poisoned?
Tater: *shrugs* George?
Skye: He's nice though.
Tater: Definitely.
Skye: *leaves to get more food*
Tater: *writes down in a notepad* Is Skye helping George?
Shay: Huh?
Tater: Nothing.
Shay: Mhm sure.
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Because Tater got lost in a forest and spent like two or three hours trying to get back home, its now already time for the ceremony.
Yes, time skips are great.
Jack: *stands at like you know yes you know*
Skye: *pushes him out of the way* Nope, I'm doing it this time.
Jack: :(
Tyler: *stands next to Skye*
Les: *walks down the aisle holding a tiny pillow that has the rings on it* *I swear I heard a few people say aww it's just Les like come on*
Tots: *walks down the aisle yeeting flowers at people* *yeets it at Sniper*
Sniper: *gets a piece of the flower in his eye* *starts actually crying*
Smalls: *whispers to him* And I thought you said you never get emotional.
Sniper: Shuddup
As Micah starts to walk down the aisle, looking very pretty by the way, everyone stands up.
Because that's something they do at weddings apparently.
I'm getting this off of the baby sitters club just shush.
I swear some people are actually crying.
Wait a second.
There's two of at least two newsies.
WHY IS CHAZ HERE AND WHY IS HE CRYING?!
Skye: OHMYGOD NARRATOR SHUT UP. *clears her throat* *ooo look a book* We are gathered here today to share with Micah and Tyler a very important moment in their lives. In the years- scratch that probably weeks they have been together, their love and understanding of each other has grown and probably not matured, and now they have decided to live their lives together-
Okay, I made it so that nobody can hear me.
You probably drowned out the rest of what Skye said didn't you?
Lets just cut to the vows.
I'm doing you a favor.
Micah: Tyler, you and I both know how indecisive I can be at times. I simply don't like to make decisions. But if there is one decision I know is the right one, it's to spend the rest of my life with you. There is an infinite amount of things I love about you. I love your thoughtfulness and ability to keep me grounded. I love your loyalty to me and our relationship. I love the way you weirdly get excited about random equations, and I love how when you're concentrating really hard, you stick your tongue out and then complain about your mouth feeling dry. I promise to be patient with you, even if it means that I have to listen to how you were the one who made the mathletes win the state championship every time someone mentions Cady.
Tyler: *crying* *OHMYGOD WHY IS EVERYONE CRYING* Micah, of all the people you've met on your journey and of all the places you've been, somehow and someway, you ended up here- with me. It is the most powerful and humbling fact I can accept. I used to think that we met by chance but now I know without a doubt that the universe put you in front of me because we were meant to spend our lives together. You have filled my life with joy and have given me a sense of peace that I have never known. You are my best friend, my biggest supporter, and the best math helper a guy could ask for. Although today marks the start to the rest of our lives, I know it won't be enough time with you. I will not take our time together for granted. And because words cannot do it, I promise to show you, for the rest of my life, how much I love you. I promise to encourage you to follow your dreams. I promise to make you laugh when you're taking yourself too seriously. I promise to hold your hand through the good times and through the bad times. I promise to be loyal and faithful and to put you before anything else. And I promise that when we are old and gray, we will look back on our lives together and have no regrets. From this day forward, you will never walk alone.
If you read all that, you must be really bored. But still, they exchange rings and-
Skye: WE GET IT
Oh, the magic sprinkles didn't work, I should-
Skye: SHUSH. By the power vested in me by the state of I don't know where because we were kidnapped, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
Tyler and Micah: *kiss*
Skye: And I didn't even get to tell you that you get to kiss, thanks.
Everyone: *claps* *OKAY WHY THE FRICK ARE SOME PEOPLE CRYING* *says me who cried at the wedding of people I barely knew* *I WASNT CORRUPTED BACK THEN OKAY?!*
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Later, at the party, because parties are fun!
Don't you just love pretending like you've actually been invited to a party that isn't your family's in the past five years?
Tater: *spots someone* Coconut! You actually came!
Coconut: I wouldn't miss a wedding! I didn't know it would be this, well, emotional?
Tater: Yep, people cry a lot.
Coconut: *holds up a glass of fruit punch* What's in this? It tastes kind of funny.
Tater: Probably poison.
Coconut: What?
Tater: *shrugs* If you don't die in 24 hours, you should be good. *leaves*
Coconut: What the-
Nicole: *walks up to Coconut* Hi! I'm Nicole.
Coconut: Hey. I'm Coconut.
Nicole: Did you see that the Guzman twins are here?
Coconut: Really? I swear I saw Chaz. But it might just be the fact all the newsies are dressed in normal clothes.
Nicole: Oh, well I know that the Guzman twins are here because they were talking to Mike and Ike. I think Kiera was dying or something.
Coconut: I'm gonna go see if I actually did see Chaz.
Nicole: I'll help you look!
Coconut: Thanks.
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Chaz: *talking with Sky and Josh* So, you're telling me you've been gone for months because you got kidnapped by a 13 now 14-year-old who turned Ben into a 15-year-old, and you're now just fine with staying in the house of the person who kidnapped you?!
Josh: Yeah, but you can't tell the police.
Chaz: And that Ben's dating someone who if he wasn't now a 15 year old would be way too young for him?!
Sky: Yeah, basically.
Chaz: Why didn't you call the police? Or text me? Or tell anyone?
Josh: Any time we tried to contact anyone, whatever platform we were using would crash. And the 911 operators hung up on us.
Sky: And it's actually kind of fun.
Chaz: Well, this is the perfect chance to leave.
Josh: Why would we leave?
Chaz: What do you mean? Don't you want your life back?
Sky: *shrugs*
Chaz: You would rather live with a murderer than have a normal life?
Josh: I guess.
Chaz: I- I'm just gonna go.
Sky: *points to the drink Chaz is holding* What's that?
Chaz: Something a kid with an Aladdin hoodie gave me.
Josh: Did you pay for it?
Chaz: Yeah. I signed and everything.
Sky: *sips his drink* Well, you're stuck here.
Chaz: What?
Josh: You signed the contract.
Chaz: Haha very funny. I'm leaving. *tries to open the door, but can't* Why's it locked?
Josh: It's not. *opens the door*
Chaz: What? Well, okay then? *tries to walk through, but cant* WHat the *bleep*?!
Sky: You can't leave wherever you're meant to be until they trust you to not run away.
Chaz: That's just messed up.
Josh: *sighs* Well, like Tater says,
Sky and Josh: They are pretty messed up.
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Tater: *hands a drink to each of the Guzman twins* I'm just gonna need your signatures to make sure you're not gonna kill anyone with the drink. *hands a totally real receipt to them*
Kiera: *is smart and realizes what Tater is doing* Actually, it's getting late, and they should get going.
Tater: But like, they should sign this.
Kiera: No, they should leave. Ike, can you help them out?
Ike: Umm... sure?
Jacob: Why?
Kiera: Just, trust me, you don't want to be here anymore.
David: *shrugs* Okay then. *leaves with his brother*
Kiera: What the hell was that Tater?!
Tater: When you have three actors here, you can't miss your chance.
Kiera: Three? *sees Chaz freaking out* What have you done?
Tater: *smiles* Nothing you'll remember.
Kiera: What?
Tater: Those sprinkles in your drink? Magical. All you have to do is try to tell someone that this happened.
Kiera: This isn't okay.
Tater: Hey, you helped me kill Race once, and you're willing to do it again. So, I guess you're kinda like my partner in crime. Anyways, gotta go talk to Josh and Sky now. Bye! *leaves*
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Micah and Tyler: *kinda dancing I guess*
Micah: I can't believe Tater let us take a week long break from the dares.
Tyler: *grins and kisses Micah* Well, we should make the most of it, right?
Micah: Yep.
Tyler: I love you.
Micah: I love you too.
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AAAAAAAA THAT WAS PROBABLY DISSAPOINTING
hah sorry
Anyways, thank you so much liecanroc, they_was_coronas, Yourlocaltheaterkidx (I'm sorry I didnt ask you), Frozen_Apples, and Coconut2019 for coming to the wedding!
And thank you so so much to grace_aledia, hope_olivia_, Hibiscus_Flower, -andwinterswaiting-, and tranquil_waters for helping plan the wedding!
You guys are the best wedding planners.
Except when it comes to hotdogs.
I dont think anyone wants to wear a hotdog costume to their wedding.
newsiezonamission I hope you had a great wedding and enjoy me not killing Tyler for a week!
Ugh that's gonna be hard.
OOOO I JUST REMEMBERED I HAVE SOME DARES THAT I CAN WORK ON
but as always, feel free to leave asks or dares!
OKi BAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIi