?~Diego x Walter~?

"Please...tell me what happened..."

They both looked at me without saying a word. "GIVE ME AN EXPLANATION," I yell. John sighed and Tony started to sweat. "What...? What's happening??" I ask, crossley. "Diego...Walter got..." John started. "Kidnapped," finished Tony. WHAT. I started to ugly cry. It was embarrassing, but I couldn't help it. Tony and John air patted me. Rude. I've been through so much and they don't even REAL pat me. "Sorry we're air patting you, you're just disgusting," said Tony. John nodded. I looked at the both of them in disbelief. "ANYway," said Tony, trying to break the awkward silence. "Who did Walter get kidnapped by??" I ask. "He got kidnapped by some boi named Gru...has a looong nose, fat as heck, skinny legs, and a bald head," John exclaimed. Wait a second...WHAT THE HECK. GRU?!? "WHY?!?" I ask, while yelling. "Shut uppp," John told me. "He got kidnapped by Gru because Gru is jealous of how you're with Walter and not him," said Tony. Oh my God. I should've known. "But I thought he was with Megamind," I said. "Well...about that...," John said, hesitantly. "Gru killed Megamind...for like the second or third time," Tony said, scratching the back of his neck. WHAT. Oh dear. Poor Megamind! I could tell they saw me looking sad, because John started making me some cupcakes. "They're HOMEMADE," John said, while doing a creepy smile. I nodded politely and smiled back. I didn't eat any though. They were probably testing something on me.

Anyway, I feel incredibly bad. "I have to save Walter," I say, daringly. Tony and John look at eachother, then look back at me. Silence.

"Heh...good luck."