?~Diego x Walter~?

I ran inside of my house and slammed the door shut. What. The. Heck.

Megamind.

Is.

Dead.

HE'S DEAD! Why would Walter do this?? Megamind was never suicidal and Walter was really mad so it just HAD to be Walter who killed him! And I'M the CAUSE of this!! I'm in love with a...murderer. A...yandere. Dang it. Wait...Walter! He texted me. Wonder what it says...

"Meet me at the church...quickly."

Hmm...weird. Well okay then.

"Okay. Coming over rn." I replied.

I put my helmet on and hopped on my bike. Speeding away, I couldn't focus on anything. Everything happened so fast. Seriously, this all sucks. I finally approached the church, it was raining. More like pouring I should say. I walked inside the church. It was beautiful. The windows were stain glass, with amazing designs. Wondering why Walter wanted to see me here, a hand patted my shoulder. I jumped. "AACK," how embarrassing."Hey. It's me, Walter." I turned around. "O-oh! Y-yeah," I said, gloomily. Walter started to talk, "Listen, this may all be really crazy, and I know I'll probably sound psychotic, but I'm possessed by a demo-" then, all of a sudden, his eyes turned red! He had claws and started to try and scratch me. I ran outside and hopped on my bike once again, but then, I had an idea! I should get the priest! He would help me and send the demon possessing Walter away! I ran over to the priest, who was listening to 'Baby' by The Beebs. I took his headphones off and told him everything. We both ran back inside the church and he held up a cross, and a glass of holy water. He gave me a cross and told me to surround Walter with him. We both ran towards Walter and we trapped him right in the middle of the chapel. We both held our crosses up and the priest started to talk loudly and firmly.

"The power of The Beebs compels you!"

"The power of The Beebs compels you!"

"The power of The Beebs compels you!"

¤•°BOOM°•¤

A demon started crawling out of Walter's nose, and the priest threw the holy water right in the demon's bumhole.

The demon screeched and yelped, and then it went...

¤○°POOF°○¤

It was gone. And Walter was back to normal. The priest reached for a zipper on his stomach...

He pulled it down and The Beebs appeared! The priest was actually The Beebs! I thanked him and grabbed Walter's hand. We sat on my bike and I dropped him off at his house. After I went back to my house, I called Walter and told him about Megamind's death. He said he didn't do it and it was the demon who possessed him. Makes sense.

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The Beebs saved the day.

Also The Beebs says pimples are in.