Hogans Heroes ~ MPREG

"Alright lets move out. Newkirk and LeBeau, get inside and see if you can get something." Hogan said as he walked out the door. "Right Colonel." LeBeau said. Newkirk and LeBeau snuck inside the building through the backdoor. Klink was a few rooms away, so they had to be quiet. Kinch, and Hogan watched the hall across the camp to make sure no guards were coming. Carter was standing outside the door pretending to sweep in case Shultz decided to make a visit.

Newkirk snuck around a few tables to avoid bumping into anything. LeBeau reached the big cases first. The case LeBeau saw was marked "Leiferungen" which meant supplies in German. "Okay, Newkirk these are padlocked. I need your help." Newkirk nodded and pulled a small stethoscope out of his pocket. He put the metal piece up to the padlock and turned it until they all clicked. He put the stethoscope back in his pocket and pulled the lock off. He opened the box to see 4 big white bags. "Okay, these don't look like food, or feel like anything else. Let's bring a bag back to Hogan." LeBeau nodded grabbing one of the bags. He shoved it in his jacket and put the padlock back the way it was. They both quickly ran out grabbing Carter on the way.

Kinch and Hogan let them back into the Barack. "Alright, what did you grab?" LeBeau sat the big white bag on the table. Hogan carefully grabbed it tearing off the seal. He poured out several plastic pieces and a few pieces of paper onto the table. Hogan grabbed a piece of paper. "Step one... remove the test from the package with clean hands-"

"Are these the at home tests?" Carter asked. "They looked smaller than I'd thought they be."

"For once you make a good point. They are only plastic pieces. At least they come with instructions." Kinch added on. Hogan giggled. "Yeah, never figured this is how it's done." Hogan handed the test instructions to Kinch. Newkirk picked one up and read the instructions giggling. "Hey Newkirk, I'll give you 20 marks if you take one of the tests." The gang giggled. "Oh you are so bloody full of it!" Newkirk shouted at LeBeau. "Oh come on." LeBeau pulls out 20 marks sitting them on the table. "20 marks. I dare you."

"Ugh, so bloody dumb." Newkirk took one of the tests out of the bag as the rest of the gang giggled. "Fine." Newkirk shoved the 20 marks into his Jacket and walked into Hogan's office where the nearest bathroom was. He slammed the test on the counter before taking a small breath. He realized it wasn't to crazy of a dare. All he had to do was take the test as there was no way it could be positive. Newkirk followed the instructions and walked out of the bathroom slamming it in front of LeBeau. "Easiest 20 marks I've ever made. Next time do a dare that's worth doing." Newkirk smirked and hid his money in his pillow case.

LeBeau picked up the test and his smile slowly slid down. "Hey, so what do the instructions say? Two lines is negative right?"

Hogan picked up the paper and read it. "No, two lines is positive, one line is negative." Hogan took the test out of LeBeau's hand comparing it to the instructions. "Yeah. LeBeau's right. This has 2 lines."

Newkirk quickly glanced over at the gang and snatched the test out of Hogan's hands. "Stop lying to me." Newkirk examined the test up close with the same tool he used to look at jewelry. "M- maybe it's faulty? Maybe it doesn't work because it's so new."

"Newkirk these are the finest brand for women outside the Military. I don't think they're faulty." Carter said looking over Newkirk's shoulder. "Don't tell me you believe this. There's no way."

"I'm not saying you're pregnant, but I'm saying these wouldn't be positive without a reason. I say we get you to the camp doctor." Hogan said wrapping his arm around Newkirk. Newkirk sighed pushing Hogan's hand off which is something he never did. Hogan's eyes widened a bit and the rest of the gang was silent. "I can go myself." Newkirk walked out of the building with his hands in his pockets and he leans against the Barack. He sighs hoping to avoid the situation but knowing it could be a danger to him and his health made him feel sick to his stomach. "Ugh..." He saw Hogan walk out of the Barack but he didn't feel like talking to anyone. "Come on Newkirk. I'll take you to the camp doctor."

Newkirk tried to nod out of it but Hogan was forceful in these situations. Newkirk knew if he never went, something could seriously be wrong. Hogan knocked on the wooden door of a building with a big red X on it. "Come in!" A woman's voice rang through their ears. Hogan held the door for Newkirk and he walked inside. Beds filled up the room and a few wooden desks between them. "Just have a seat right there!" The young nurse chirped.

"Do we have to do this?" Newkirk asked. "Yes. I would personally like to know why you got a positive test wouldn't you? It's not normal for a guy."

"I guess so." The young nurse say Newkirk and Hogan down on the bed and she sat on a little chair by them putting some gloves on. "Alright, what I do for you two handsome boys today?" The German nurse had such a sweet little voice. It was going to almost be impossible from what Hogan is about to ask her. "So uh... my boyfriend here- needs a physical." Newkirk looked at Hogan still feeling sick to his stomach. "Alright! Not a problem at all." She said. "Oh I'm.. yeah." Newkirk giggled following every order the nurse had. "Alright. Can you lift up your shirt? I'm going to do an exam of your abdominal muscles." Newkirk nodded and lifted up his shirt. Right away Hogan noticed something different. Newkirk liked to work out, so he had a very firm stomach and abdomen, but one thing Hogan noticed was that he looked swollen. Like after you eat thanksgiving food, that kind of swollen. The nurse lightly pressed on his stomach giving a "hmm" everytime she felt something she wasn't suppose to be feeling. "Alright Newkirk, just some follow up questions. Are you feeling sick? Vomiting? Stomach pain? Constant hunger? Constant thirst? Cramps? Just overall pain?"

"Yes, a little, yes, yes, yes, yes and sometimes yes." Newkirk answered. The nurse nodded and looked at Hogan. "So the good news is that I didn't find anything SUPER out of the ordinary..."

"Oh that's fantastic!" Newkirk shouted for joy. "Oh sweetie you didn't let me finish. All the symptoms you have described to me all link to pregnancy. Newkirk, I think you are pregnant."

Hogan and Newkirk both choked and started tearing up. "Oh my god you aren't serious?" Newkirk stated wiping away his tears. "I'm afraid not. All signs point to it." Hogan looked at Newkirk with just as shocked of a face. They knew they haven't been using protection, but they didn't think it was needed. "Do you have anything else you need to tell me?"

"I- I think I'm gonna be sick." Newkirk quickly got up and instead of running for the bathroom, he ran outside. He ran all the way to the Barack with Hogan right behind him. The gang watched from the windows seeing Newkirk run around the corner. Newkirk coughed and ended up throwing up everything he ate that day. Pregnant? How! This is the one thing guys aren't suppose to do, and in the middle of a war!

Hogan rubbed Newkirk's back the entire time he was sick. "Hey it's okay Newkirk... we will figure this out together. I'm not going to leave you." Newkirk nodded. "Why? Everyone else is going to."

"You know that isn't true." Newkirk sighed. "I guess so..." Hogan picked Newkirk up and wiped his face. Newkirk smiled. "I wouldn't kiss me." Hogan giggled. "This is why I love you." Hogan wrapped his arm around Newkirk leading him inside the Barack. "Wow, a full hour. Is that good? What happened?" Kinch asked.

Hogan and Newkirk explained everything. The atmosphere was heavy. "So.... you ARE pregnant?" LeBeau asked. "I guess so." Newkirk responded. "This may be weird... but is it too much to ask for a group hug?" Carter asked. Carter was always smaller. "Oh Carter. How can I say no to those eyes?" The group wraps their arms around each other. It was a good hug as normally they don't do this.

"The worst part is they don't know how far along I am or anything. So it's mainly just a waiting game... I don't know anything about pregnancy or children or anything... I have to figure everything out."

"At least you aren't alone. You have us." Carter added. Everyone nodded in agreement. "Thanks guys. I'm going to go to bed.."

"Wow. I didn't know this would happen..." LeBeau said before laying down in his bunk.

Everyone giggled. "No it's okay Louis. Now I know why I've been feeling so off." The gang giggled before settling down for the night and drifting off into sleep. The only time they woke up was when Shultz did his nightly bed check.

Today's been a crazy day....

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