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lily: literally name ONE thing that's better miyoung.
toast: TWO miyoungs
lily: OH SHIT YOU RIGHT

peter: *sneezes*
albert, from the other side of the wall: bless you
peter: god?

corpse: i don't think we can mansplain, manipulate, of malewife our way out of it this time
sykkuno: [cracking his knuckles]
sykkuno: manslaughter it is!
corpse: sykkuno what-

leslie, an amnesiac: do i know you?
rae, a gaslighter: i don't know... do you?
brooke, an empath: i feel like something is off here...

scarra: imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you've lost throughout your life.
michael: it would be nice to get my sense of purpose back.
poki: oh wow, my childhood innocence! thank you for finding this.
lily: my will to live! i haven't seen this in 10 years!
toast: i knew i lost that potential somewhere!
sydney: mental stability, my old friend!
scarra: guys, could you lighten up a little?

yvonne: i give up.
sydney: quick, get the emergency supply!
jodi: *brings y/n into the room*
yvonne: AND IM BACK BABY LETS GOOO

michael: you know what they say; go big or go home!
aria, who's teaching him how to cook: *sobbing* i'm begging you, michael, for once in your life, PLEASE go home
michael, whispering: i'm going big

lily: i'm literally the epitome of intelligence.
lily, cringing: on a scale of sykkuno to michael, how arrogant did i just sound?
sydney: toast.
lily: damn, that bad?

scarra: i hate when people ask me what i did yesterday.
scarra: like i don't remember. i breathed a lot, cried for like three hours, probably got mad at michael for breaking something
scarra, sighing heavily: the list goes on.

y/n: i can't believe all these people dressed in black. all-black was my thing, and now everyone's doing it to be "cool." they're all posers.
peter: y/n, i cannot stress this enough. we are at a funeral.

scarra: *exists*
otv: you're my dad! boogie woogie woogie

otv: *wreaking havoc as usual*
jodi, sipping from a worlds best dad cup: should've known scarra wouldn't last in this position.

rae: leslie, what happened?!
leslie: y/n's drunk
rae: but why are they crying?
leslie: they heard that i'm getting married.
rae: but they're marrying you-
leslie: i know!

lily, showing michael a drawing of him burning on a stake: look at the drawing i made of you, honey!
yvonne, whispering to jodi: what happened?
jodi: michael drank the last caprisun

lily: isn't it weird that some people have to pay money to see other human beings?
michael: are you talking about airplane tickets, the movies, or prostitution?
lily:
lily: my glasses, michael. i'm talking about my fucking glasses

lily: hey, are we still on for tomorrow?
michael: on for what?
poki: your wedding??
michael: oh yeah that
poki: why wouldn't you still be on??
lily: just wanted to make sure

lily: stop overthinking!
yvonne: well i have to compensate for your lack of thinking so

john: hey man, i can cook!
sydney: for the last time, offering someone gum is NOT cooking