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toast: look, i'm not pointing fingers
miyoung: your finger is literally pointed at me.

john, sighing: it's nice to be wanted.
jodi: nOT BY THE POLICE

lily: only hot demon bitches have severe anxiety
scarra, chipperly: i guess i'm a hot demon bitch now!

sydney: you seem sad. you want some appy juice?
toast, frowning: no, i do not want some appy juice.
sydney, nodding: i'll poor you a glass of appy juice.
toast, still frowning: *sips apple juice*
sydney, grinning: my man wants his appy juice!

leslie: do you support satanic pride?
jaime: uh, i- yes.
leslie: you support satanic pride?
jaime: yeah, i support satan and pride.
leslie: you support satan? what would god think of that?
jaime: i don't believe in god.
leslie:
jaime: so-

sydney: time for another week!
sydney: i'm not prepared but i will do it anyway!

jodi: what does the h in jesus h christ stand for?
poki: heaven
michael: hell
lily: hooters
jodi: there are three types of people.
scarra: and none of them are correct!

john: *starts crying*
yvonne: what did you do?!
toast: nothing.
yvonne: you went in there and he immediately started crying. what happened?
toast: okay i *accidentally* kicked him in the head.

poki: where have you been all my life?
lily: i don't know, but i wish i was still there.

lily: i envy the people that haven't met you.
ludwig: i- I DIDNT EVEN SAY ANYTHING

michael: i had three stitches in my ear today and now my entire ear is swollen like a balloon
lily: i'm not being racist but if you didn't want your ear to be swollen you probably shouldn't have gotten stitches
ludwig: how is that racist??
sydney: she just said she wasn't racist, did you even listen?
michael: no, i can't hear out of my left ear
y/n: i'm not gay, but i really think that cats deserve a chance to be in the olympics
scarra: this entire conversation is the reason why i drink

sykkuno: why is your shirt all bloody?!
corpse, calmly: oh, don't worry it's not my blood
sykkuno:
sykkuno: tHAT DOESNT MAKE IT BETTER

emma after listening to poltergeist: he put his whole corpussy into this and i know because i can feel it in my langussy
corpse:
corpse: you can just say it's a good song

jodi: staying home is good for anxiety but bad for depression, and going out is bad for anxiety and good for depression.
lily: this somehow explains my entire being.
michael: mY fIsH TrAdEs StOcKs
lily: that too