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"so, thanksgiving. we celebrate the subjugation of an indigenous people with yams and underdog floats." hyde said.

"well, i wanna look at it as me spending thanksgiving with one of the people i'm most thankful for." isabella said before hyde smiled and kissed her.

"i love you." hyde said making isabella smile.

"i love you, too." isabella replied.

they heard someone banging at the door and kitty opened it to reveal kelso.

"happy thanksgiving, mrs, forman. this is my date, carol." kelso said.

"ms. mcgee? kelso, you're dating my math teacher?" eric asked him.

"this is gonna be a good night." isabella said.

"no. no, no, no. we're not dating. we just have a relationship that i thought we agreed to keep a secret?" ms. mcgee said.

"well, um, welcome. michael, she is 10 years older than you." kitty said.

everyone went to the table. kitty came out with the turkey and red let eric carve the turkey.

"well, in that case, i would like to make a kind of announcement." eric said.

"check it out! i'm bread man." kelso said with his bread cut up on his face.

"hey, shut up! eric's talking. go ahead, honey." donna says after punching kelso in the arm.

"okay. well, i'm really glad that my family is here, and my friends, and, well, even my math teacher, because something happened a few days ago that i'd like to share with everyone." eric said.

"eric, we agreed that this isn't the time." ms. mcgee said.

"no. no, i meant..." eric began.

"not the time for what?" red asked.

"to talk about how he's failing math." fez said.

"what?" red said.

"fez, what the hell?" eric said.

"i've been drinking." fez replied.

"mr. forman, you did sign the failing notice." ms. mcgee said.

"i didn't sign... you forged my name?" red said.

"wow, i really picked the right day to come home, huh?" laurie said.

"okay, um... who likes dark meat?" kitty asked.

"hey, who doesn't? am i right, ladies?" fez said.

"oh, lord." kitty said.

"so, you lied to me about school." red said.

"now, it wasn't a lie so much as a misdirection, really." eric said.

"we'll talk about this later. well, laurie, looks like a seat just opened up for you. come on over and grab a biscuit." red said.

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