groovy - steven hyde

"fez? god, where is he?" donna asked.

"jackie?" isabella said.

they heard a bird squawking making them turn their heads.

"what was that?" isabella asked.

"that was a wild canadian boar." hyde joked.

"you know, being out here like this, without any tv or magazines, you know, it makes me realize how people 500 years ago must have felt. incredible bored." donna said.

"by the way, donna, if you're ever lost in the outdoors, just find the north star. it's gentle twinkling will comfort you... as you slowly die." randy said.

-

"all right, we still need to find fez and jackie, so why don't the girls stay here, hyde and i will go look for them?" randy said.

"i have a better idea. let's get some meatball subs and go to a strip club." hyde said.

"come on, buddy, let's go find fez and jackie." randy said.

"maybe fez has a meatball sub!" hyde said following behind randy.

"okay, i have been holding this in for, like, three hours and i can't do it anymore." donna said.

"i know, donna. you like randy." isabella said.

"no, i drank too much, and now i have to, like, go, so be my lookout." donna said going behind a bush.

"god, i wish we were in a mall." isabella said.

"hey, man, this looks familiar. i think we just made a complete circle. whoa!" hyde said seeing donna.

"oh, my god!" donna shouted.

"no, i'd remember this!" randy said.

"oh, donna, there's people." isabella said.

-

"donna, you don't have to be embarrassed, man. it's over. nobody cares. in fact, hey, let's all sing a little campfire song, all right? i'll start. tinkle, tinkle, little star donna wees behind a bush." hyde sang.

"i just couldn't hold it anymore. why did i get the 48 ounce commemorative cup? why didn't i go in the 48 ounce commemorative cup?" donna asked.

"i'm not sure that relieving yourself in a cup would've made this any less humiliating." randy said.

"i hate the woods." isabella said.

"donna squatted in a bush pee pee doo doo. donna squatted in a bush pee pee all day long." hyde sang.

-

they kept walking to get out of the woods and they showed up near a creek. randy and donna were ahead of hyde and isabella.

"here, bella. i'll help you across." hyde said holding out his hand for her to grab.

"sure you're not gonna push me in?" isabella said as he rolled his eyes.

"just take my hand." hyde said as she nodded and grabbed his hand.