groovy - steven hyde

the gang was sitting in a circle.

"man, poor kelso's van. i mean, when it finally landed, it didn't so much crash as completely separated into its basic elements and just return to nature." eric said.

donna and eric had stolen kelso's van and it ended up falling off a cliff.

"it was so sad. there were tootsie rolls everywhere." donna said.

"i'd kill for a tootsie roll right now." isabella said.

"guys, took a nap in my room. my goose down duvet is like a cocoon. i lay down a caterpillar and woke up a butterfly." hyde said.

isabella had bought him a new blanket and he loved it.

"maybe you with your room and red with his shoes should get a room and decorate it with red's shoes. burn!" fez said.

"man, you just don't understand what it's like to have a bed that hugs you like you're a little baby. it's like crawling into a mommy kangaroo. i miss my kangaroo." hyde said before going back to his room.

"i'm going to australia." isabella said before getting up and going to hyde's room.

"i think i'm ready for another nap." hyde said.

"if you don't mind, i'd like to join you." isabella said as he smiled.

"you're very welcome to join." hyde replied with a wink.

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the gang was outside while hyde was playing basketball. kelso walked up the driveway with a girl.

"hey, guys. this is my co cadet at the police academy, suzy simpson. simpson, these are my friends. take a good look, cause you'll probably be arresting some of them in the future." kelso said staring at hyde.

"you're right. this one looks like the guy in the what drugs can do to you filmstrip." suzy said looking at hyde.

"excuse you?" isabella asked her with an intense glare.

"you're a cop, huh? you don't look like a cop. you look kind of giggly." hyde said.

"all right, simpson needed to give me a ride home, cause i sprayed myself with mace to see what it'd feel like." kelso said.

"that checks out." isabella said.

"hey, so, suzy, which charlie's angels is your favorite... the brainy one, the sporty one or the one that just can't find a bra? mine's the one that just can't find a bra." eric told her.

"charlie's angels are an embarrassment to the badge. no real cop would last a day dressed like those sluts." suzy said.

"hey, those sluts are my heroes." jackie told her.

"hey, thanks for giving me a ride, simpson." kelso said shaking her hand.

"we back up our own." suzy told him.

"point place police, crime free, safe streets!" suzy and kelso both changed.

"that was weird." isabella said once suzy was gone.