Shadowcat's Shadow Man (Kitty Pryde x Male Reader)

Word Count: 1529

I awaken with a bang alone in the back of the police van. I trudge out in pain my shoulder still aching most likely from the bullet lodged in there. I see fire and anarchy everywhere the two cops that arrested me are burnt to a crisp... damn they were such a cute couple... shit where's Kitty!

Y/N: Kitty! Kitty!

A ginger cat comes up to me.

Y/N: Not what I meant... come here little guy I'll find your owner

As I try to pick him up he changes form to a giant man.

Villain: Nobody owns me!

He picks me up and throws me through a building. I eventually stop when I hit something hard and metallic.

Y/N: Hey colossus... how are you

Colossus: What are you doing here?

Y/N: Please don't hurt me... I've been punched, chased, shot, tranquillised and thrown through a building... what's their deal?

He picks me up and puts me into a standing position.

Colossus: The basic... mutants that think they're better than humans so they're wrecking stuff and we have to stop them.

Y/N: Cool cool cool... have fun with that

Colossus: Maybe you can help in return for me not ripping you in half... you're welcome by the way!

Y/N: Oh how chivalrous... also again I have metal legs so... go ahead it won't hurt

Colossus: Help... now!

Y/N: Fuck it fine I'll help... I can't see shit

Colossus: Your mask is fucked

Y/N: Of course it is

I take off my mask and rush off too... oh great even before I kick someone ass I get to see her again.

Y/N: Fuck me... Hi Kitty!

Kitty: On the field it's Shadowcat and... hold on I've seen you before you were at the market!

Y/N: You fucking remember that!?!

Kitty: Yes your little sister got lost... although now that I know who her brother is it makes sense

Y/N: Damn... that's cold Kitty... that's cold... wait you left me to die in the van!

Kitty: Oh I'm sorry was I meant to give a shit about you?

Y/N: Fuck off!

Kitty: Duck

Y/N: What? No I said fuck

Kitty: DUCK!

Y/N: Where? Oh shit!

I duck under an incoming piece of metal debris however I was a bit to late so it knocked me to the ground. Kitty of course phases through it. It's a struggle with how tired I am but I manage to stand up. It feels like a hangover.

Y/N: FUCK ME!

Kitty: That's what she said

Y/N: Hypocrite!

Kitty: Look are just gonna fuck about or is there a reason your still here?

Y/N: The iron giant over there said he'd rip me in half if I didn't help.

She chuckles.

Y/N: What?

Kitty: Looks like someone already did