Word Count: 1762
[Y/N's POV]
So this is what that room was for... I'm flattered
Nurse: He's conscious
Mad: Very good... hi Y/N how was your rest
Y/N: Good I had a nice dream, I was fucking your mother
Mad: You know for a fact my mother is dead
Y/N: Exactly why it was only a dream!
Nurse: Oh burn!
Mad: Your fired
Nurse: FUCK!
Y/N: Wow you guys work quick last time I was here that door was punched down
Mad: That was several days ago Y/N... you've been unconscious that entire time whilst we've been performing experiment on you
Y/N: Oh good
Mad: Good?
Y/N: That means the X-Men are on there way
Mad: I doubt that, we have better security now
Y/N: Then I'll break out myself
Max: We have several hundreds of guards and only one prisoner, escape is impossible
Y/N: Clearly someone has never seen kung fu panda
Mad: If you're referring to Tai Lung that's a poor correlation because unlike you he's actually smart
Nurse: Burnt bitch!
Mad: You're re-hired
Nurse: Fuck yeah!
Y/N: Yeah yeah ok so... what now?
Mad: More experiments
Y/N: You don't seem to have grossly mutilated me what experiments did you do?
Mad: Upgrades to your tech to make it more resistant to damage
Y/N: Oh... thanks... wait why the fuck did you do that?
Mad: Oh you thought we did all this to kill you? No no no no no... we're gonna bring back that violent spark of mutant hatred that plus your new powers and upgraded tech you'll be the ultimate weapon for the opals
Y/N: Oh yeah the opals... I thought we were called the virgin squad
Mad: Why would we name our team based on the minority that you're in?
Nurse: Burnt to a fucking crisp!
Y/N: You're fired
Nurse: The fuck?
Y/N: Anyway good luck with that pal but my human morals are unwavering
Mad: Yes but not all your brain is human, is it?
Y/N: What?
Mad: Upload the virus then jab him to knock him out we'll show Captain our progress when he awakens...
Y/N: FUCK NO LET ME OUT! AHHHHHHHH!
I fail in the struggle as I begin to black out.
???: Good evening Mr L/N
Y/N: Who the fuck is there?!?
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Shadowcat's Shadow Man (Kitty Pryde x Male Reader)
Fanfictionmature for the following reasons: Language, Dark Humour and the occasional sex joke. Whilst battling against a new organisation Shadowcat and the X-Men meet a new foe. But somethings not quite right with him. Hey guys so this is my first ever fanfic...
