Shadowcat's Shadow Man (Kitty Pryde x Male Reader)

Word Count: 2542

So it's been a few weeks since the apocalypse and I'm actually not doing to bad. My abilities are upgraded and Lily has been learning to use her's as well. I've even managed to go to a few classes and actually fucking learn something but now it's the last period and I'm bored as fuck because it's Beast's science class and I have little to no sanity left after he's placed me up the front next to some nerd! I've mentally devolved so much that all they speak sounds like the words science over and over again!

Beast: science science science science science, science science?

Nerd: science?

Beast: science!

Fuck my life! I need to cause some anarchy before I lose my shit. So I raise my hand.

Beast: Yes Mr L/N?

Y/N: Can I go to the bathroom?

Beast: Do you actually need to go or are you just "losing your shit" as you would put it?

Y/N: Alright fine I'll stay

He turns back and starts writing on the board when that nerd turns to me.

Nerd: you know if you paid attention maybe you could learn something. No offence but you never struck me as the brightest student here

Y/N: Fuck you because 1: I make tons of advanced tech, 2: I am great at chemistry especially drugs and chemical weapons and 3: I literally have super-intelligence!

Beast: Mr L/N! If you talk again I will send you to Professor Xavier!

Y/N: But he-

Beast: No buts Mr L/N!

Y/N: Fine

Nerd: You know-

Y/N: Don't you fucking dare

Nerd: You really should treat your superiors with respect

Y/N: I'm a godlike shadow mage with regeneration

Nerd: Heh I meant your intellectual superiors

Y/N: ...

[TEN SECONDS LATER]

Beasts: Everyone evacuate!

Nerd: MY HAIR IS ON FIRE!

Y/N: Who's intellectually superior now bitch!

Beast: MR L/N!

Y/N: I know I'll head to Charles but hey I was gonna go their eventually might as well be for some real carnage!

Beast: That was what I was gonna say but also... HOW THE FUCK DID YOU START A FIRE IN MY CLASS!

Y/N: What do you mean... it's science?

Beast: PHYSICS... AND IT WAS ALL WRITTEN WORK!

Y/N: Life finds a way and so does anarchy!

Beast: GO!

I walk down the hall to Charles' office when I hear a voice from above me.

Kitty: Hey, catch!

I look up to see Kitty jump off a ladder and I catch her.

Y/N: Kitty what the fuck?!?

Kitty: I knew you'd catch me... my hero!

Y/N: I'm a bastard how could you know I'd catch you

Kitty: Uh... I have faith in my friends?

I drop her and start walking away.

Kitty: Fuck you too then... let me guess... Charles?