Man United: Another Christmas without anyone
Man City: yeah cuz no one likes you besides the man United fans
Man United: money club
Man City: *offended sound*
PSG: did someone say my name?
Juventus: Shut up you Mbappe Turtle Club-a!
PSG: Juventus you are booty cheeks get outta here
Juventus: bro the only reason I didn't get to Europe last season wasn't because of a skill issue it was because I got points deducted for doing a NoNo
PSG: your still booty
Man City: yeah, he did kinda make it out of the ucl group stage instead of you
Juventus: who's the one with the title
Man City, Man United and PSG: *raise their hands*
Juventus: Uefa, Champions League
PSG: *puts their hand down*
PSG: Well i got someone to make ur heads turn upside, down!
Juve: who?
Real Madrid: Me
Juve: wuh oh
Man United: frick I'ma head out *heads out*
Juve: same here *heads out*
Real Madrid: ok can I have ur ninja turtle now
PSG: Man City is still here
Man City: haha, you don't scare me
Real Madrid: ÆEEEEEEEEEE I will choke all your champions leagues out of you ya son of a *bleep*
Man City: dang, that got dark
Barca: ok guys stop trying to strangle eachother it's Christmas
Man City: o yeah it is
Real Madrid: *knocks barca with a wine bottle* Shut up you Messi simp club
PSG: I'm feeling that my life Is in danger, common Barca let's go
*PSG drags Barca outta there*
Real Madrid: ok Man City, are you ready for your strangling
Man City: frick I thought you was playin
*uh, I think you know what happens*
*meanwhile in the Saudi Pro League*
Al Hilal: *bleep* Neymar is injured again!
Al Ittihad: also isn't it cold? It's literally only 29.4444°C (85°F) Outside
Al Hilal: yeah I'm freezing out here
Vancouver Whitecaps: why the frick did we come here
Montreal: it's the winter I thought it would be cold!
Vancouver Whitecaps: we are in the middle of the desert this is Saudi Arabia winter or not it's gonna be hot
Montreal: nice rhyme
Vancouver Whitecaps: thanks but Toronto was literally melting with every step
Toronto: *is a puddle on the ground*
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Club Objects
General FictionFootball clubs are now alive and live in a (mostly) civilized society! But, eventually, the super league returns and the Lawyer attacks, with some epic fights and universe traveling happening, wanna know how it ends up going? Then read the book...
