*Scene Cuts to West Ham's Restaurant
West Ham: Leicester Hurry Up and Make those Chester's Cheeseburgers!
Leicester: ok
Gelatin: hello
West Ham: wait, who are you
Gelatin: oh, I'm a newbie, I'm technically not supposed to be here rn, but, I felt like staying, why not
West Ham: anyway, what would you like to eat!
Gelatin: got any jello
West Ham: wait, but, aren't you, uh
Gelatin: cannibalism
West Ham: um I don't think we currently do but we can make some I guess
West Ham: guys we have a new menu item the Kudus' Lit Jello
Leicester: what why??
West Ham: because this customer ordered it
Leicester: um, ok
*they make it*
West Ham: here you go, it took a bit longer than usual because this is their first time making it, but it is really, good no I didn't eat some of it Im not that horrible, but I can just sense the taste
Gelatin: ok let's dig in! *gobbles it up*
West Ham: dang that was quick
Gelatin: wow that was scrumdiddlyumptious bye now
West Ham: wait you have to pay!!!! Oh he's already gone
*NEWS Come On*
Bilbao: Breaking News, Lawyer Base has been found and the Club Council is discussing now on what to do with him
Lawyer: hey! Who told you!
Bilbao: *chuckles* I'm in danger!
*They lawyer base attacks Bilbao and it cuts to a technical difficulties screen*
Real Sociedad: my oh my that was definitely something
Real Betis: hehe, yup
*o yeah btw atletico Is watching TV with them*
*MEANWHILE AT THE CLUB COUNCIL*
Man City: Welcome to the 5th Annual Club Council Meeting we have to discuss, The Lawyer Problem
Man United: wdym annual, this is monthly not yearly dum dum
Liverpool: he's actually right for once
Man United: *slaps him*
Man City: fine! The 5th monthly club council meeting!
Real Madrid: Now lets get to the Main Part of the Meeting, What do we do with Lawyer Since he's still alive
Tottenham: I thought Aiden killed him
Aiden: I have no memory of that due to my sister diagnosing me with dementia
Bella: yeah he has dementia
Keyon: bella you are not a licensed doctor you are a 9 year old
Keyon (whispering): at the time of writing this
Bella: *offended sound* Keyon you are a
*NO CUSSING BAD BAD BAD*
Bella: wait, I can't cuss?? NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Keyon: haha!
Man City: you people get out
Aiden: ok they leave
YOU ARE READING
Club Objects
General FictionFootball clubs are now alive and live in a (mostly) civilized society! But, eventually, the super league returns and the Lawyer attacks, with some epic fights and universe traveling happening, wanna know how it ends up going? Then read the book...
