Narrator: Last time on Club Objects Z, uh, multiple clubs and people are setting aside their differences, and PSG, Barca and Paris FC traveling universes, will they find a way to defeat the lawyer?
Messi: Operation Barca-Madrid Is A Go!
Ronaldo: bet
Messi: YOUVE SAID THAT THREE TIMES IN A ROW!!!
Ronaldo: fine I'll stop
Messi: Ok Let's do this *Dribbling around Club bots*
Water: I can also help by shooting water and destroying the bots!
Ronaldo: and who are you again?
Water: I'm water! 2 Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom!
Ronaldo: Ok since i got expelled from school once i was 14 i forgot about that but I didn't ask
Messi: YES YOU DID YOU-
Neymar: Hello My Broskis I got Help
Lewa: Lets do this
Kylian Mbappe: Kylian Mbappe!
Messi: I mean, technically the Barca-Madrid title still works because Neymar played for Barca, Lewa plays for Barca, and Mbappes going to madrid
Luis Suarez: I'll eat them alive!
Vini Jr: vini Jr
Bellingham: Bellingoal! BELLINGOAL BELLINGHUNG BELLINGHUNG *RANDOM SPANISH WORDS*
Messi: ok, now, every Barca Madrid player, is, here!
*insert a super smash bros thing with*
1.Messi
2.Ronaldo
3.Mbaple
4.Neymar
5.Lewa
6.Vini Jr
7.Bellingham
8.Luis Suarez
9.Jordi Alba (he's technically here cuz of inter Miami just not part of the operation)
10.Sergio Busquets (same as Jordi Alba)
11.Water
Messi: Ok my Attackers of the El Classico Boyz let's Show them What We're Made Of!
Everyone: YEAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!+!!!!;;;!!!!!!!!
*they do that*
Water: I'm here too! *shoots water at some of the bots*
Lawyer: Silly Short Argentine and Money Wanting Portuguese They Only Use 0.1% of their Power!
Messi and Ronaldo: *offended sound*
Lawyer: Activate 5% power! *press button on Remote*
Messi: Guys we are screwed, what's our battle plan into this?
Ronaldo: skibidi the toilet!
Vini Jr: poopy mayonnaise
Water: sing Steven universes stronger than you
Messi: all of those ideas suck
Mbappe: Use our Strongest Attacks
Ronaldo: That could work?
YOU ARE READING
Club Objects
General FictionFootball clubs are now alive and live in a (mostly) civilized society! But, eventually, the super league returns and the Lawyer attacks, with some epic fights and universe traveling happening, wanna know how it ends up going? Then read the book...
