Hamburger SV: ok why hello people to Bundesliga 2 class and um it's right about time for the pledge of allegiance to hamburger SV
Fiago: *does the thingy*
people that exist: *clap*
Hannover 96: why are we doing this, your acting like your the star of Bundesliga 2
Fiago: 1 because he is and 2 Hamburger SV is the GTOAT, the greatest team of all time
Hannover: NIEN!
Fiago: bill Nye bro just said nein
*knocking on the classroom door*
Hamburger SV: who is this
Nice in disguise: bill Nye nice in disguise
Hamburger SV: :O it's not Halloween no more
OGC Nice: what if the episode comes out on Halloween
Hamburger SV: then this conversation isn't canon if it does
UEFA: Hey guys theirs an assembly in the Gym get your students there
Hannover: Wait he works here
Hamburger SV: I suppose so, come on fiago
*they all go to the place*
UEFA: Today I gonna present some clubs from every continent
UEFA: anyway, helo I'm here today with the other confederation to show clubs from each confederation yayaayayayay
UEFA: anyway let's start with uh AFC
AFC: hello it is me Aentucky Fried Chicken and um here are some funny Asian clubs Insert the entire SAUDI PROOO LEAGUE EBFBDNN and uh yeah red diamonds and maybe some others lolol
Carbon: Im a diamond, I'm not red tho
AFC: u sure don't look like one
Carbon: *transforms* how bout now
AFC: aw what da also ur not even supposed to be here this is the wrong show
Carbon: fine bye
Urawa Red Diamonds: IM A DIAMOND!
Melbourne City: Melbourne City
CAF: my turn we Have Al ahly
Saudi Arabia and The UAE: isn't that a club for our country?
CAF: no shut the feyenoord up
Feyenoord: why do you want to shut me up
CAF: I mean shut the frick up
Feyenoord: oh ok
Al Ahly: hi I have won many CAF champions Leagues because I'm AWESOME!!!!
Real Madrid: have u won 14?
Al Ahly: I mean 11 is pretty close
Real Madrid: I still have more
CONCACAF: my turn uh inter mami
Inter Miami: Lionel Messi
Orlando City: booo
Messi Fans/Inter Miamis bodyguards: *jump Orlando City*
Al Ahly: I think he's dead
CONMEBOL: turn of mine uh we have fluminense cabj river plate and uh Santos
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Club Objects
General FictionFootball clubs are now alive and live in a (mostly) civilized society! But, eventually, the super league returns and the Lawyer attacks, with some epic fights and universe traveling happening, wanna know how it ends up going? Then read the book...
