"hey nerd" "hey doofus" -rodrick x reader

Rodrick woke up early in the morning because he had heard that Greg was going to the country club with Rowley.

Right after he dropped Y/N off at work, Rodrick parked his van nearby before he hid behind a plant. He thought his hiding spot was excellent.

It was so good that his little brother didn't even notice him when he walked by.

"Hey," he whispered, causing Greg to stop. He turned and gave his brother a strange look. He moved a leaf out of his face. "Don't forget about me."

Greg blinked rapidly in confusion before he said, "Go around the back."

"Okay," Rodrick muttered before he snuck his way behind the back of the country club where the dumpsters were.

He hid inside of one so that he was out of sight of any employees. But during the ten minute wait for his little brother, the stench began to become overwhelming.

"Rodrick!" he heard Greg shout. "Rodrick!"

Rodrick stood up and lifted up the lid of the dumpster. "'Ello, governor!" he said in a posh accent. Greg gave him a concerned look. "Top of the crumpet to ya. Whew! Where's the nearest loo?" he asked as he hopped onto the ground. He lightly slapped his brother's shoulder. "We've mustered a wee little tinkle."

Greg raised a brow before shaking his head and leading his brother to the pool.

Rodrick glanced around at the luxurious place before him. The pool was huge and only had a scattered few swimmers. All of the chairs looked perfect for naps. And there were servers everywhere.

"Would you like another smoothie?" a waiter asked as he walked towards Rodrick and Greg.

"Oh, uh, no thanks," said Greg as he nervously glanced at Rowley who still thought they were in the midst of playing 'Marco, Polo.'

"Actually, I'd like to order a few things," said Rodrick, causing Greg to tense up.

"Oh, he's not serious, but thank—"

"Oh, I'm very serious," Rodrick interjected. "Two orders of fries, a vanilla shake, extra thick, and anything that has bacon on it."

The server nodded before walking away.

"Fish out of water!" Rowley yelled from where he was in the pool. "Finally! I thought I was never going to find you."

Greg awkwardly chuckled as Rodrick sat down on a chair and unbuttoned his shirt.

"What's Rodrick doing here?" Rowley asked, furrowing his brows.

Rodrick threw up his hands defensively. "I got invited!" he said. "You got a problem?"

"No! No problem," Rowley blurted.

Rodrick smiled to himself before he began to slip off his shirt, revealing the tattoo Ben gave him with a Sharpie. Rodrick, Ben, Barry and Lexi all gave themselves matching ones.

"Mom's going to kill you!" Greg exclaimed. "When did you get a tattoo?"

"There's a lot of things you don't know about me, Greggy," Rodrick replied as he slowly put on his sunglasses.

Greg heaved a sigh before he reluctantly went into the pool with Rowley.

A little while later, Rodrick received everything he ordered and ate all of it in one sitting.

As he finished the last of his fries, Greg and Rowley made their way over to him.

They grabbed themselves some towels and began to dry off.